09.28.2009 the pictures

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Some pictures from Khloe Kardashians wedding are finally being released, and they really capture the magic of girls with big asses mulling around aimlessly while TV cameras record them. The only big stars to attend were Kobe Bryant and Ryan Seacrest, who somehow managed to light himself for the pictures. Other than that it was pretty dull. Which hopefully means we will never have to speak of this again.


(62) Comments

  1. Death to Finkle! 09/28/2009 13:11

    Yep. This is news.

  2. Woodsman 09/28/2009 13:14

    zzzzzzzzzzzz

    I bet the buffet bill was huge

  3. RedRage 09/28/2009 13:16

    The helicopter was necessary to capture a complete photo of this Sasquatch. I’m surprised she didn’t reach up and rip it out of the sky.

  4. pepper 09/28/2009 13:16

    Yawnnnnn!
    …hey, pass me the KFC…

  5. Woodsman 09/28/2009 13:19

    RR: Naomi Watts is still in hiding

  6. dirtydiane 09/28/2009 13:19

    jeebuz, is seacrest really a leprechaun in disguise or what?

    and i give them 7.5 months before the rumors of trouble in paradise and impending divorce start….that’s mid-may. remember it.

  7. whatizdat 09/28/2009 13:21

    imagine all the KKK”s grazing?

    Watch your fingers or you’ll draw back a nub!

  8. Tom Foolery 09/28/2009 13:21

    Divorce in 4 months, you heard it here first.

  9. RedRage 09/28/2009 13:22

    Wood, can you blame her? It must be humbling for Lamar to know that is new bride can dunk on him.

    DD, I give it 2-3 months.

  10. whatizdat 09/28/2009 13:23

    I think they will break Drew Barrymore - Tom Greene record for being married. Wasnt it like 44 hours or something stupid like that?

  11. Woodsman 09/28/2009 13:23

    DD: 7.5mos? You are clearly a romantic. This dude is a multi-mill pro athlete.
    Travel.
    Money.
    Fame.
    Marriage to a FUG Yeti-girl.

    Which will he ditch?

  12. pepper 09/28/2009 13:24

    Do I hear 40 days?
    Sold!

  13. Woodsman 09/28/2009 13:28

    The holidays will ruin this train wreck. Please God, don’t let there be children.

  14. dirtydiane 09/28/2009 13:29

    i stick with my initial choice. the lakers won’t make it past round 1 of the playoffs and that will be somewhere around that time. once the season’s over, he dumps her. no way he leaves her before the season is done.

  15. RedRage 09/28/2009 13:29

    If I was their mother I’d be at the lawyers office disowning all three of these idiots. I’d rather introduce myself as a sexual predator than admit to birthing these three worthless cock garages.

  16. Rusty Sanchez 09/28/2009 13:31

    RR, I think the mother is fine with all this but I’ll bet dad is rolling over in his grave.

  17. Death to Finkle! 09/28/2009 13:33

    Wait. These are wedding photos?

    I thought it was another “Messin’ With Sasquatch” commercial.

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/28/2009 13:34

    “Other than that it was pretty dull. Which hopefully means we will never have to speak of this again.”

    Never speak of this again, but yet you run posts about these pigs for fucking days? Simply stop posting ANYTHING about ANY of the Kardashians. They are goat faced terrorists who suck and fuck black cock. we get the point.

  19. DarkCherry 09/28/2009 13:34

    Kobe’s wife is so trashy. no wonder he cheated…

    and DAAAAAMN on that ring. 9 cts.

    is it so crazy to think they may actually be in love?

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 09/28/2009 13:34

    Red, you think the mom is any better?

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