Now You: New Year’s Resolution

January 2, 2019 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

New Year's resolutions are generally reserved for people who have fallen through the cracks of society, which is why this seemed like the perfect place to discuss them. READ MORE

Lamar Odom Back to Basketball

December 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom is another one of life’s mysteries, like why is summer sausage mostly eaten in the winter? Would Bill Cosby run into copyright issues if he decided to use the same intro music from his eponymous sitcom for... READ MORE

Boo. The Jenndashians Went As Victoria’s Secret Angels For Halloween

November 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Apparently when you have millions of dollars, see your kids four times a year, and have no job, you dress up in multiple Halloween costumes in one night for unspecified events. One of which, in the case of this... READ MORE

Victoria Justice Ouija Bored and Crap Around the Web

October 31, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Spice up your Halloween with these sexy links including Bebe Rexha's rack, Victoria Sinitsina's nip slip, and an in-depth look at the sex and nudity of Dario Argento's films! READ MORE

Helena Mattsson Swede Escape and Crap Around the Web

October 9, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Put Tuesday to bed with these sexy links including Farrah Abraham's nip slip, Marisa Papen naked, and the best nude scenes of Judy Greer's career! READ MORE

Kanye Showing His True Hue; Wants Sex From Kim’s Sisters

August 20, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Incessantly referring to yourself in third person and marrying a gypsy that swindled her way the top doesn’t make you a genius, but don’t tell Kanye West that. Kim is upset with her husband after finding out he wants... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian’s Ass Looks Insane In New Paparazzi Pic

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Anyone suffering for those dreaded four-hour-or-longer boners after ODing on Viagra is in luck, because after seeing Beast Kardashian’s misshapen botched shelf ass, not only will your boner subside, but your dick will shrivel up and fall off entirely. No... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian Defends Botched Anus Lips As “Pregnancy Lips”

August 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Now if she could just explain away the rest of funhouse body. The Jenndashians are so delusional that Keeping Up With The Prostitutes – which recently kicked off its fifteenth season on E! – would serve better as... READ MORE

Zoe Saldana Rosanna Danna and Crap Around the Web

June 19, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's Tuesday, so make the most of it with these sexy links including Olivia Munn's mams, topless hipster Megan Irminger, and sexy GIFs of girls working out! READ MORE

Things That Are Random And Kind Of Funny: Kyle Dunnigan Jenndashian Video

May 23, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Believe it or not, the women in this video are not, in fact, members of the Jenndashian brothel, even though Khloé frankly has never looked better. Kyle Dunnigan makes videos recreating probably actual Facetime conversations between a family of whores,... READ MORE