Claudia Romani Beach Inflatables and Crap Around the Web

April 18, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today's edition, we've got sexy GIFs of movie strippers, Victoria Justice leggy at Coachella, Iskra Lawrence's big beautiful booty, and much more! READ MORE

Beast Names Baby

April 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

After Kylie Jenner named her baby after a stripper who fucked the president, Beast Kardashian didn't really stand a chance in christening her foal with the year's stupidest baby name. Or so I thought. Beast took to Instagram to... READ MORE

Poor Khloé

April 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

This is a huge day for celebritydom, because the one and only social media star and overall media mogul herself, Jamie Lynn Spears, has given birth. In related news, some cow queefed out a calf in Cleveland. But back... READ MORE

BREAKING: NBA Star Cheats On Girlfriend

April 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Just when you think the world was crazy enough, an NBA player is cheating on his girlfriend? Pregnant Beast Kardashian is currently prepping to have her litter in Cleveland, but that isn't stopping her Cavaliers boyfriend Tristan Thompson from... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian Wants Her Child To Have Her IQ

March 26, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Each of the Jenndashians runs her own subscription-based website, where her red tartar fan bases can learn everything from hot makeup tips to how to fry up a protein-rich omelet using the vast amounts of jizz running down... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Beast Kardashian Pregnant In Lingerie

March 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

You could have told me that this pic was of Laverne Cox before passing a huge turd and I would have believed you, but it turns out it's actually Beast Kardashian showing off her pregnant body in just a... READ MORE

Beast Kardashian Calls Rob’s Weight “Debilitating”

March 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Revenge Body is a reality show in which one fat person tells other fat people how fat they are. And nobody knows more about being fat than Beast Kardashian, who sits down with the fame-hungry schlubs to dispense advice... READ MORE

Open Post: Beast Details Getting Mounted While Pregnant

February 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Beast Kardashian just went into detail about having sex while pregnant and it’s just as disturbing and ungodly and frankly amoral as you would think. I’m finally coming forward with my story. I have been sexually molested by Khloé’s description... READ MORE