09.24.2009 thursday night headlines

MEGAN FOX - yesterday there was the Megan-Fox-girl-kissing scene from ‘Jennifers Body’, now comes the famous Megan-Fox-getting-out-of-the-water-naked scene. And it’s terrific. They shot it perfectly. So Sexy. There’s really nothing I would have done differently.

JOE FRANCIS - is being sued for a million dollars by Jayde Nicole, the girl he beat up in a bar in August. Jayde says she suffered a “black eye, swollen face, bruised ribs, a sore and bruised abdomen region, bruised arms and legs, ripped out hair along with utter emotional distress and humiliation and she claims she suffered permanent disability.” I get everything but “humiliation”. She dates Brody Jenner. How much pride could she really have? (radar)

LILY ALLEN - says she is done making music. “Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record.” Luckily she says this kind of thing all the time. She’s awesome, but very emotional. The type who would try to kill herself by holding her breath. (the sun)

RANDY QUAID - has been arrested in Marfa, Texas for that hotel bill thing, but they didn’t go down easy. “there was a struggle and deputies had to wrestle Evi to the ground as she screamed loudly … Randy assaulted (deputies) physically and verbally and resisted arrest.” They will now be extradited to Santa Barbara, which actually sounds really relaxing. (tmz)


(225) Comments

  1. Guitarded 09/24/2009 21:23

    One

  2. pepper 09/24/2009 21:30

    Shut up!

  3. pepper 09/24/2009 21:31

    Those are OLD pictures!

  4. Rokan 09/24/2009 21:35

    Pepper,

    You don’t make any sense.

  5. pepper 09/24/2009 21:37

    Rokna, …Banana

  6. Rokan 09/24/2009 21:40

    Dave’s not here, Man.

  7. Rokan 09/24/2009 21:40

    Where the fuck is everyone?

  8. pepper 09/24/2009 21:45

    Randy is the size of a bus…he assaulted an officer? with what…his fur coat?

  9. pepper 09/24/2009 21:49

    Akorn, I”m Dave!

  10. Rokan 09/24/2009 21:50

    Pepper,

    Have you been kicked off of Facebook yet?

  11. pepper 09/24/2009 21:54

    Norka, not yet, how ever, I’m pushing the envelope.

  12. SsnakeOil 09/24/2009 21:56

    I almost hate to interrupt you guys, but… I left my briefcase when I was here before. There… sorry, I’ll be moving along now… carry on.

  13. pepper 09/24/2009 21:59

    Ssnake, come back, I have a white mouse for you…

  14. SsnakeOil 09/24/2009 22:02

    It’s not frozen, is it? I hate mousicles.

  15. SsnakeOil 09/24/2009 22:04

    Where’s Krona?

  16. SsnakeOil 09/24/2009 22:05

    So I guess they shot this movie before the Marilyn tattoo on her arm? And what’s that fleshy, lumpy stuff hanging over her sarong?

  17. pepper 09/24/2009 22:09

    Ssnake, she has a body suit on…I guess you never saw this pics 6 months ago?

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  20. pepper 09/24/2009 22:12

    I only date poor women…they put out a lot faster …

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