afternoon headlines

LINDSAY LOHAN – wrote a poem to go along with this ransom photo professional modeling picture to promote her clothing line that finally brings together the worlds of Fred Flintstone and Catwoman.  It includes the words “glamour”, “elegance”, “sophistication” and “grace”.  Yes.  “Sophistication”.  It’s like she read my mind. (wonder wall)

KATE BECKINSALE – is the Sexiest Woman Alive, according to Esquire magazine. And Mariana Bridi Costa is the Sexiest Woman Not Alive, according to a panel of top necrophiliacs. (pop eater)

SNOOP DOGG – tried to go through security with a bullet around his neck at the airport. The Beirut International Airport. Try and guess if it went well. (e online)

SETH ROGAN – is finally filming the Green Hornet. No one under the age of 200 has any idea what the Green Hornet is even about, so these pictures should quiet skeptics who wondered if Seth could point a sex toy while wearing a coat. Wait. Is that what he does pretty much? (hq jump here. source = wenn)