CUTE COLLEGE GIRL - some of the girls on the “cute girl” page will have one or two good pictures but that’s about it. Nikki on the other hand gets hotter and hotter with every new picture. In fact I’m trying to find a state that will let me marry this one. (college humor)
MILEY CYRUS - has been named the Worst Celebrity Influence by teen girls in an AOL poll. In fact she ran away with it, taking 42 percent of the vote. Britney was second with 27 percent. Selena Gomez was named the Best Celebrity Influence, and in a related story, Selena had 5 new pedophile laws named after her this week. (nbc)
MICHAEL JACKSON - might haunt you from the grave because a picture taken of him during his autopsy may be made public soon. Although it seems hard to believe these will be any worse than every other picture taken of him since 2002. (pop eater)
STEPHANIE PRATT - was officially charged with her DUI today. 10 days ago she was arrested for a .09 BAL. The legal limit is .08. They’re being tough on her as part of the DAs plan to randomly enforce laws. This way makes it more exciting! (wonderwall)
ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO - changed bikinis from before. This new one is sort of a green color. You can be sure that Tyler will stay on top of this story and report new developments as they happen. Now back to you in the studio, Ken. (source = fame)
first
Sloppy seconds
thirds for this fatty!
Am I the only one who is freaked the fuck out by that chick in the Palm Pre commercials?
I will take the hot one on the left
and the Palm Pre bitch is an alien at best, Tony
ROKAN’S STATS VIA MYSPACE:
(///_~),ROKAN LOV3R ’s Details
Status: Single
Here for: Dating, Friends
Orientation: Bi
Hometown: Tokyo, IL
Body type: 5′ 6? / Average
Ethnicity: Latino / Hispanic
Religion: Catholic
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Children: Someday
Education: Some college
Occupation: 4 you anything
Income: Less than $30,000
(///_~),ROKAN LOV3R ’s
http://www.myspace.com/homer0986
“Bi” — HAHAHAHAHA! ADMITS HE’S A gay!
“Income: Less than $30,000?
WAAAAAAY LESS, MOTHERFUCKERS!! ROKAN SURVIVES ON GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS AND PITY FROM THE CATHOLIC CHURCH! HAHAHAHAHA! THE NUNS FEEL SORRY FOR HIM BECAUSE HE’S LIVING IN HIS PARENT’S BASEMENT WHERE HE CUTS HIMSELF FOR BEING “A FAT HOMO THAT NOBODY LOVES”
Did Daddy touch you in your special place when you were young Mylene?
Or was it Mummy??
Good Morning!!
morning bitches
Morning y’al.
Is that a leprechaun outfit Lady??
Damn, It’s dead this morning. Never seen it so quiet during the week!
it’s a scarecrow would u believe-your avi’s kinda unnerving me Rem-sort of
bloody meetings
My favourite character from Fringe, now deceased.
I avoid meetings, cant understand those people who live their lives (or lack of therein) by meetings.
Has anybody Seen my little Mylene running around?
That little piece of Pooh stole my food stamp card again!
lololol. Holy Christ that shit is funny. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!
Kudos to how ever took the time to make that.
*who
“I feel pretty!
Oh, so pretty!
I feel pretty, and witty and bright!
and I pity,
any Wookie who wasn’t me, last night!
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la”
Hi, boys . . . .
Holy shit what the fuck is that?
Mylene’s Mommy!!!!?
Good morning kids, wake up with a cup of coffee and a few hot girls on Durden and then POW………Mylene and now Mylenesmommy, the source of it all and pretty damn funny.
lol. I know right. When I saw that I laughed my ass off.
…why would NPD need to find a state that allows them to marry a girl? is NPD a lesbian woman???
and the hot girl of today’s college major is “tree house building”. you’re kidding me right?