Ashlee Simpson got fired

By brendon October 23, 2009 @ 10:11 AM


You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to fool the CW. Those people are really smart. No one watches ‘Melrose Place’, but it gets press anyway because the cast features Ashlee Simpson and Heather Locklear. With this in mind, they just fired Ashlee Simpson. It’s like a well-played game of chess, my friends. TV Watch reports…

The decision to cut (her has always) been “the original plan going into the development of the show,” executive producer Todd Slavkin tells EW. “We felt that once the murder mystery [involving their characters] was resolved, the tone of the show was going to shift … and her character would move on.”

Ah yes, the big murder mystery that no one has been talking about. I guess now that this plot line that no one knew existed has been resolved, there was no reason to keep around the character that zero people knew may or may not have been at the heart of it. Next they should change the name from ‘Melrose Place’ to ‘Lawn Care and You’, just to make sure no one ever hears of the show again, even accidentally.

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(29) Comments

  1. avatar
    The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 10/23/2009 10:12

    Fuck off.

  2. avatar
    RemSteale 10/23/2009 10:19

    She really is not pretty

  3. avatar
    whatizdat 10/23/2009 10:20

    Sea hag

  4. avatar
    dirtydiane 10/23/2009 10:29

    ashlee a bad actress? no! i’m shocked!

  5. avatar
    chubby chaser 10/23/2009 10:30

    That’s so hard to believe. She is an amazing actress.
    Honey, there is always good porn.

  6. avatar
    CB007 10/23/2009 10:30

    Hey TITS, how about a shot of freshly scraped smegma?

  7. avatar
    DarkCherry 10/23/2009 10:31

    she has ok style. LOVE the bag and the skirt is cute too.

  8. avatar
    RemSteale 10/23/2009 10:32

    Must be a kicker when you’re on a show where a 48 year old actress looks a lot better than you.
    Maybe getting fired was a relief?

  9. avatar
    tblaney6591 10/23/2009 10:34

    I’d like to be involved in a mysterious plot with Ashlee, and the disappearance of my righteous wang.

  10. avatar
    The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 10/23/2009 10:35

    No thanks CB, I’ll pass.

  11. avatar
    Watt 10/23/2009 10:36

    The stupid site won’t take my clever pun comment.

  12. avatar
    Tom Foolery 10/23/2009 10:37

    I hate to admit it, but I saw a short clip of her on the show and she looked pretty good. Outside of TV land that is another question, and Cali way to make the best out of any situation and go for the clothes and accessories.

  13. avatar
    dirtydiane 10/23/2009 10:38

    she ought to get some kind of award for pretending to be married to that ‘mo pete wentz.

  14. avatar
    Watt 10/23/2009 10:38

    Making the best out of the situation would be using heathers rusty sheriffs badge to polish my candlestick

  15. avatar
    Rokan 10/23/2009 10:39

    I would like to give her a worming.

    That’s fake CB.

    Playing hookey today?

  16. avatar
    RemSteale 10/23/2009 10:39

    You dont really have to pretend that you’re married if you are.

    Pretending he was able to get her pregnant requires academy award winning acting ability I never thought she posessed.

  17. avatar
    The "Internet's Helpdesk" Tony Stark 10/23/2009 10:41

    Nope Rokan, having some work done on the house needed to take the day off to be here.

  18. avatar
    Mrs Tess Tickle 10/23/2009 10:44

    Biggest mystery is why she was cast in the first place.

  19. avatar
    RemSteale 10/23/2009 10:45

    With a name like Mrs Tess Tickle, you need a damn good avatar

  20. avatar
    Rokan 10/23/2009 10:46

    I heard she got fired because she wouldn’t give the producer a Blumpkin.

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