As the camera panned around between rounds Saturday night at UFC 104, play-by-play man Mike Goldberg said a quick word about the celebrities on hand, including Turtle and Ari from ‘Entourage’. And after he did, the great Joe Rogan explained all the things that make ‘Entourage’ so cool. In other words, Joe pretended like he didn’t hear Mike, and didn’t say a GD thing (I tacked on his Demi Moore line at the end of the video because it was awesome).
Joe is right of course because ‘Entourage’ sucks, and 100 percent of the people who think it’s cool are fuckin idiots. Case closed. I don’t care what else you like or what else you do, watching that is proof that you’re essentially retarded. It would be like you were on eHarmony, and a guys profile said:
- Funny
- Loves to sail
- Gourmet chef
- Has sex with little boys
- A terrific dancer
Did you notice how number 4 kind of out-weighed everything else? It would be the same if he wrote “loves Entourage”. Except the things the pedophile watched would probably have better jokes.
Agreed.
Me too
Rogan FTW.
what
In a clash of matter and anti-matter, I like both.
yes entourage sucks. you know what doesnt suck? yankees, thats right. yanks and phills world series. LETS GO YANKEES!!!
am i the only one that cant see the vid?
i can’t believe it’s monday already… weekends need to be three days on the reg…
HERE WE GO PHILLIES HERE WE GO!!!!!
Good morning kids, and agreed on Mondays absolutely suck.
*puts on sinatra hat*
New Yorrrrrk Neeeeewwww YOOOOORRRRRRRK!
This is gonna be a great world series. GO YANKS!
Pepper: see you in a month :)
Entourage would be much better if there was a button on my remote to automatically fast forward through any scene with that little fuck E.
It’d still be a show about total douchebags but without his annoying story lines my calculations show it would be approximately 60% less douchey.
Cali you can wear your sox hat or a phillies hat I don’t care I’d hatefuck you :)
Watt,
I must now root for the Phillies, because evil must be fought in all its forms, and sodomites can never prosper.
Although you seem to be doing pretty well for yourself, so there is an exception to every rule.
entourage sucks beppo’s angry inch. the only few minutes i watched of that show made me want to gouge my heart out with a spork.
“This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions”
Thank you, USA.
I love it when you talk dirty DD
Joe Rogan, Goldberg and Entourage all in one story.
IS it possible to pack more douchebaggery into one post?
NPD would know all about eHarmony wouldn’t he?
Alas, poor, Pepper I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it.
Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
I don’t know who any of these losers are but I almost spit out my coffee on the last bit. And since I discovered this morning that my shirt is indestructible I should be good to go.