10.30.2009 friday morning headlines

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LINDSAY LOHAN - is sleeping with guys again. Or at least she left a hotel with one, a model named Pete Smith. Wow, sex with Lindsay Lohan! What an amazing accomplishment. She must think he’s really special. (the sun)

ASHLEE SIMPSON - might have been kicked off ‘Melrose Place’ because Heather Locklear wanted to be the only big name star. Although it’s hard to believe that anyone who considers Ashlee Simpson a threat would even have enough clout to get a sandwich, much less final say on casting. (star)

BATMAN VANISHING - this is one of the most popular videos anywhere right now, probably because it’s awesome. (college humor)

HEIDI KLUM - is the star of the new book ‘Rankin’s Heidilicious’. Those two words seem to be complete jibberish, but when you have a book with dozens of naked Heidi Klum pictures, you could call it ‘This Book Is Made Of Poison’ and still sell a billion copies.

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  1. oy 10/30/2009 09:07

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  2. Death to Finkle! 10/30/2009 09:07

    I’m on the fence on her.

  3. oy 10/30/2009 09:10

    i will put her on the fence and make her squeal like a pig… at three kids and almost 40 looking the way she does…. look at #4 - you can cut diamonds with those nipples! yum!

  4. Watt 10/30/2009 09:11

    Heidi Klum can do that german skat porn stuff with me. Fuck Seal. Club him!

    Morning deviants.

  5. whatizdat 10/30/2009 09:12

    How appropriate she is covered in chocolate, her hubby must have just splooged on her

  6. whatizdat 10/30/2009 09:14

    The only thing missing last night Watt was Pedro in the fetal position saying ” Zimmer is my daddy.”
    No more spotlight for that ass!

  7. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/30/2009 09:14

    That video sucked.

    And Heidi is alright and by alright I mean I would let her shit on my chest if that’s what would gain me entry into her snatch.

  8. Watt 10/30/2009 09:15

    Pooped out kids and I still want to munch her German chocolate cake

  9. Tom Foolery 10/30/2009 09:17

    Sorry gents, but after Seal and his genetically inherited third leg….none of us crackers stand a chance. Can’t bring a knife to a gun fight.

  10. oy 10/30/2009 09:22

    @tom - maybe in the vag, but i promise you the anooooose will be TIGHT!! mmmm imagine honey dipping that chick!!!

  11. RemSteale 10/30/2009 09:25

    I like Heidi Klum, hot, tight, sense of humour and a little bit crazy.

  12. Watt 10/30/2009 09:26

    I’m packing a machete

  13. Watt 10/30/2009 09:27

    Seal had lupus. House told me so.

    Thank god I’m getting the fuck out of texas today.

  14. RemSteale 10/30/2009 09:28

    Picture number 20 in the gallery is really appealing for some reason

  15. SuperB 10/30/2009 09:29

    I like her to Remmie but feel sorry for her son in a few years

    “yeah…so I beat off to your mom….whattsup now”

  16. Tom Foolery 10/30/2009 09:29

    Watt, I’m rocking a meat cleaver to the party…..not too long but has the girth and brings the heat….and I mean seriously, the name says it all

  17. Watt 10/30/2009 09:31

    There was a kid I went to school with who’s mom was smokin hot. I saw her putting on her bikini when I was 11. I beat off to that mental image a lot.

  18. Rokan 10/30/2009 09:32

    Holy shit!

    I agree with Rem. She’s a little kooky. Very sexy!!

  19. Watt 10/30/2009 09:33

    VELKOM TO VAANDERSEXX

  20. entropissed 10/30/2009 09:34

    I hate tasteful nudes. C’mon, pull those buttcheeks and show us your stinkhole

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