As this video from radar online clearly shows, on August 28th of this year, scumbag Joe Francis stepped up behind perfect angel Jayde Nicole, grabbed her by the hair then flung her to the ground. After that it’s hard to see much, but Jayde - who works with pediatric cancer patients in her spare time - says the pornographer Francis punched and kicked her while she was on the ground.
Why would Joe Francis do this? Well because Jayde was on a murderous rampage and Joes life was at risk. Ah yes of course.
Francis claims he was innocently walking through a crowd of people at “Guys and Dolls” nightclub in Hollywood, when Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole suddenly struck him in the head, threw a drink on him and stated, “I’m going to kill you!”
Francis claims he was “startled and shocked” — but then he saw Jayde reaching for a bottle. In the docs, Francis claims “in fear and apprehension of being struck a third time and that Nicole was going to carry out her threat to kill him,” Joe grabbed Nicole’s hair in “self-defense.”
Joe claims Nicole fell to the ground — but only because she “lost her balance on her high heels.”
I wish there was some way to determine if Joe was telling the truth. Like a lie-detector test, but more reliable. I think a procedure called “Hit Joe Francis With A Baseball Bat” might work. Essentially, you take a baseball bat, then you hit Joe Francis with it. Then you ask him why he attacked Jayde like that. Of course, this sort of thing wouldn’t be admissible in court, not with all the pussies we have in the government these days.
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Why are we moving away from hot Brazilians for this?
Beating women is cool!
I know I missed the whole “20 Questions for Von Schirach” game from yesterday, but I still wanna throw one out there.
Von Schirach, have you ever owned a Nissan Xterra?
Oh, and Joe Francis sucks balls.
I don’t beat my women but I beat my meat like it owes me money.
So we got Amy Winehouse overnight and a hot Brazillian chick for about 20 minutes. Priorities, Brendman, priorities.
A:) you already covered this fucking story weeks ago when it was relevant, also using the same fucking video and basically saying the same exact fucking thing in the post you put up today.
B:) there is a dead, kid molesting, drug addicted, homosexual plastered all over your page. How much were you paid for that? He molested kids and illegally sought ridiculous drugs from doctors, who obliged his super star requests, only to be the patsies when he eventually overdosed, just to remind you.
So a scumbag hit a girl and claimed he was in fear of his life.
Blokes like that are ten a penny, update the hot brazilian thread or something
The site is covered with jacko film ads?
So glad my adblockers work….
You cannot tattoo “Respect” above your snatch and expect all the masses to follow…
I care so little about this douchebag that I’m taking the time to post about how little I care.
What a stupid post to log on to find in the morning… AND what is up with the Michael Jackson stuff all over the page???
But you can tattoo “This way in” Slaappy…
Call me crazy, but it appears to me that she does throw/pour a drink on the guy as he’s walking by. You can clearly see her arm extend towards him, tip the glass over and then turn around & walk away…. That’s when he attacks… Not that its right to hit a women, but seriously? You cant expect to be able to do that and get away with it just cause your a chick. He should of just told her she was b*tch and left it at that… Does anyone else see that?
ditto, rem. i am happy to miss out on the kiddie-toucher ads.
i hope joe francis gets sent to prison and becomes some 400lb black man’s bitch. if he gets acquitted for this, at least put him away for being one of the world’s biggest douchenozzles.
did you hear MJ’s family is going to take his ashes and put just a little bit of him in an energy drink and sell them? $2500 a piece and its supposed to in-body you with the dancing and singing spirit of MJ himself.
Would anybody have objected to being “stuck” with the Brazilian chick for a couple hours (as is normally the case) as opposed to getting the news flash on Joe Francis? I’ll bet not.
DD, it’s hollywood/LA … I guarantee you neither of them go to jail, get any probation, or any thing resembling something more than a $500 and court fee.
true, DDM…but a girl can still dream, can’t she?
DD, I hope he becomes the bitch of 400 black men.
DDM, you’re joking right? Cuz with that mess of a family, I do have to ask.