10.29.2009 its the new (and this time legal) ‘avatar’ trailer

The full length trailer for ‘Avatar’ is finally online (hosted here by trailer addict. you can dl it in HD from yahoo) and it gives you a better idea of the visuals and the story. It looks amazing but I hope it doesn’t turn into some thinly-veiled “no blood for oil” political nonsense. Can I just watch a GD movie please? Can Hollywood please stop lecturing me for 5 minutes? Besides, what’s so bad about blood for oil. I need oil. It runs all my stuff. And the people in the Middle East have tons of it but they’re being dicks about it. It’s not like they made it. Solar power or green power or whatever would be great but we don’t have it yet and I’m not gonna live like a raccoon washing my food in the river until we do.  Luckily I have a plan to end the oil crisis once and for all:

Day 1: Kill them.
Day 2: Take the oil.

We can have this wrapped up by Monday.

(90) Comments

  1. Rusty Sanchez 10/29/2009 15:55

    Fist

  2. Rusty Sanchez 10/29/2009 15:55

    2 fists

  3. Rusty Sanchez 10/29/2009 15:56

    2 fists and a cock

  4. Rusty Sanchez 10/29/2009 15:56

    Is foreplay

  5. Rusty Sanchez 10/29/2009 15:57

    5

  6. Rusty Sanchez 10/29/2009 15:57

    going

  7. Rusty Sanchez 10/29/2009 16:00

    still?

  8. leftnutofjesus 10/29/2009 16:00

    this movie seems alright, but the freaky little blue bitch with weird ears and a catface is what i like.

    i’d chop my fucking oak tree off and leave it in her….

    “TIMBERRRRRRRR BITCH”

  9. Rusty Sanchez 10/29/2009 16:00

    fuck this is slow

  10. DB's Treasure 10/29/2009 16:03

    I’m not gonna bother watching that trailer. The first one looked stupid.

  11. Watt 10/29/2009 16:04

    Alright, we’ve got a body in the morgue that seems to have died twice. Assuming it’s not a computer error, what do we assume?

    That somebody’s about to seriously fuck with this airport

  12. Rusty Sanchez 10/29/2009 16:05

    Can Michelle Rodrigez play anything besides a butch military/cop chick? Way to show your range as an actor, Michelle.

  13. Watt 10/29/2009 16:07

    Just once, I’d like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin’ Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin’ tin can.

  14. Rokan 10/29/2009 16:08

    Cali,
    Thanks for the thought.

    Mike hunt is also perceptive. i do like to fight, but I’m sorry you all get dragged in by this psycho.
    I try to recall what made her lose it a few months back and can’t quite remember. She goes after everyone from time to time, but focuses on me and Pepper.
    Whatever.
    i consider what she does, a kind of terrorism, the same kind of bullshit that Fake CB does, where someone says they’ll hold everyone hostage til someone acts the ways they want them to, and i just don’t agree with that.

    So, sorry, one more time, if I am egging her on.

    let’s go back to having fun.

  15. DB's Treasure 10/29/2009 16:08

    Watt, what’s that from?

  16. DarkCherry 10/29/2009 16:09

    die hard???

  17. DB's Treasure 10/29/2009 16:10

    SHIT! How did I not know that!?!?

  18. Dr. Gonzo 10/29/2009 16:11

    You left out one very important alternate scenario:

    Cancel american manufacturing and commerce
    Let russia and saudi arabia run all the boring shit
    Clean whatever passes for toilets and their crappy countries
    Smoke lots of weed (unless the russians and the saudis say you cant- which they probably will)

  19. Watt 10/29/2009 16:11

    Good girl cali.

    There’s a difference, you know, between not liking one’s brother and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window.

  20. Rusty Sanchez 10/29/2009 16:13

    DB, from last post. Franks is good, but have you had Sriracha? Fucking awesome. Pretty hot, but the flavor is the best I’ve had. The problem with most hot sauces is they use mostly vinegar and salt to open up the taste buds so it feels hotter. This one is mostly Thai chillis.

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