Lindsay Lohans bodyguard was arrested yesterday afternoon, handcuffed and taken away by sheriffs deputies right in front of her house, and even though it’s not clear what he may have done, let’s not kid each other; this is Lindsays fault. She did something or said something or had him do something or whatever, but make no mistake about it, this is all that crazy bitches fault. She’s like that little kid in the Omen. Wherever she goes, evil and chaos and pandemonium are sure to follow.
(source = fame images)
I’m not one to criticize a posted item but this may be the most boring thing I’ve ever read on this site.
well this story sucks.
i dont know - anything lady gag gag is pretty boring…
Are you sure you couldn’t have incorporated Ashlee Simpson into the story somehow?
I used to like this website because it gave me another venue to talk about anal atrocity (i.e. my bowel movements), but the new layout sucks, it’s laggy as fuck lately, and it hasn’t lived up to its mission statement in months.
He was bagging her used tampoons and was arrested for illegal toxic dumping?
the only thing lindz can get behind is a 40oz of old english and a couple of eight balls on a saturday night.
tom - re the previous what’s the theme?
What fucking idiot’s would give Lady CaCa a “Stylemaker Award”? Oh wait, gay guys and other no talent hack’s give out that shit don’t they.
Black man being put on a police car… NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE!
OH SHIT HE’S WHITE STOP THE PRESSES!
Cali- Scooby Doo, sucks and totally not my idea. Of course I’m stuck as Fred because I’m not wearing a hot and sweaty dog costume and I can’t pull off being a skinny stoner. I apologize for my step sister and her friends unoriginality.
Zoinks scoob!
watt, i don’t think he’s black…
Dear Peeper,
As you know lately,I have been such a whore by meeting other men,sucking,fucking and licking their assholes,and since you have been gone for a while, I am now going all the way by opening all my orafice to anyone who wants it for their pleasure as well as mine.
I know you have been jealous of Rusty Sanchez,since I went to meet him in person in socal last week.
But, I must tell you that all he wanted to do is do the DIRTY SANCHEZ on me!! Oh but no worries, I adore every minute of it,and now I’m hooked!!ohhhh,you should have been there my fat fecal Phil,you would havelove it too!!
So now my dear little scooter-riding desert flower,I will bid you farewell.I will miss your hot little weiner.
Thank you for all your love.
Kiss and hugs.
Homer
(Your Jewish princess)
With loving care.
I KNOW HE’S WHITE STOP THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESSES THIS IS NEWS!
Hey look rokans back.
Anybody else work with a group of shitbrains that thought it would be festive to go ahead and wear their costumes to the office today? Halloween ain’t till mañana.
Goddamn, that person is a fucking weirdo. Who spends time signing up and writing shit like that over and over again?
tom - i only hope your step sister isn’t the one dressed up like Daphne…awkward…. fingers crossed that role is being played by a hot friend.