morning headlines

By brendon October 09, 2009 @ 11:31 AM


DAVID HASSELHOFF – spent two days in a London hospital this week after a drinking binge that lasted for days. You really have to wonder why someone would do this. Considering there’s so much legal weed only an hour away by plane. (the sun)

NIC CAGE – owes over 6 million dollars in back taxes.  Might be a bad idea to cheat the IRS when your income is listed in a number of prominent daily Hollywood newspapers. (tmz)

JON GOSSELIN – gave his daughter an ATV for her birthday. Her 9th birthday. Considering he acts like his kids are keeping him from the sexy party life he deserves, I get the feeling this will come up during his trial one day soon. (popeater)

MEGAN FOX – is for sale. Sort of.  Or at least the clothes she wore in the Transformers sequel are.  And since I’m going to buy them and scrape them for DNA then make a harem of my own Megan Fox’s, then yes, Megan Fox is for sale.  (auction here. hq jump here)

(18) Comments

  1. avatar
    BALLSY 10/09/2009 11:31


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    BALLSY 10/09/2009 11:32

    put your dick in my avis mouth!

  3. avatar
    BALLSY 10/09/2009 11:32

    put your puss in there too!

  4. avatar
    pepper 10/09/2009 11:33

    nice bike…and the ass is not too bad either..

  5. avatar
    BALLSY 10/09/2009 11:35

    Megan Fox Tires me!

  6. avatar
    Serpent 10/09/2009 11:37

    Ballsy likes being skullfucked.

    Hey, mind if I grip your horns for leverage?

  7. avatar
    DB's Treasure 10/09/2009 11:37

    Goodbye socks. Hello Megan’s shirt.

  8. avatar
    DB's Treasure 10/09/2009 11:40

    Where can I find her used tampons for sale?

  9. avatar
    Headly 10/09/2009 11:43

    There isn’t a hole on her I wouldn’t violate. I might even cut a few new ones.


  10. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 10/09/2009 11:43

    Are the Hoff’s clothes for sale too?

  11. avatar
    RedRage 10/09/2009 11:43

    Pepper, I didn’t know nipples could get Down Syndrome. Honestly, were they burnt off or has Jaws from The Spy Who Loved Me been sucking on those titties?

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  13. avatar
    DB's Treasure 10/09/2009 11:47

    Oh Lord, pepper, please tell me that isn’t your woman.

  14. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 10/09/2009 11:48

    Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb.

  15. avatar
    Watt 10/09/2009 11:48

    Oh hello headly!

    *flings grey goose bottle at headly*

  16. avatar
    Rokan 10/09/2009 11:48

    New up, Dick lickers.

    Ballsy, Pepper says you know that girl.

  17. avatar
    Robert Paulson 10/09/2009 12:50

    Awesome! A harem of genetic morons that require industrial strength plastic surgery to look like they do.

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