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TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

DAVID HASSELHOFF - spent two days in a London hospital this week after a drinking binge that lasted for days. You really have to wonder why someone would do this. Considering there's so much legal weed only an hour away by plane. (the sun)

NIC CAGE - owes over 6 million dollars in back taxes.  Might be a bad idea to cheat the IRS when your income is listed in a number of prominent daily Hollywood newspapers. (tmz)

JON GOSSELIN - gave his daughter an ATV for her birthday. Her 9th birthday. Considering he acts like his kids are keeping him from the sexy party life he deserves, I get the feeling this will come up during his trial one day soon. (popeater)

MEGAN FOX - is for sale. Sort of.  Or at least the clothes she wore in the Transformers sequel are.  And since I'm going to buy them and scrape them for DNA then make a harem of my own Megan Fox's, then yes, Megan Fox is for sale.  (auction here. hq jump here)

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