David Hasselhoff’s Husky Daughter Empowers Herself

December 16, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Fat is being forced upon us ladies and gentlemen. Women who wobble when they walk from excessive weight are here to tell men what they should like. Having an attraction to a woman of normal weight is sexist.

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David Hasselhoff Wants To End Alimony Extortion By Ex Pamela Bach

September 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Contrary to most movies and every Disney film ever, real selfless love doesn’t exist. Outside of the controlled vacuum on screen where the couples live happily ever after, everyone else not in la la land happens to live in the real world. Full of incurable STDs, child support, and alimony payments.

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Hasselhoff Has Nothing Left, Or a Hundred Million

May 21, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

David Hasselhoff is in court trying to get his alimony payments to his ex-wife Pamela Back reduced from a couple hundred grand a year closer to a number resembling zero. Hasselhoff claims he has four grand left in the bank. Bach’s attorneys did some digging and claim Hasselhoff is worth north of a hundred million and is still taking in over a million a year in new income. That’s pretty decent “what the fuck does he do for a living” kind of cash.

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