KIM KARDASHIAN - will get paid 50 grand to have a birthday party (she turns 29 on Wednesday) at Tao inside the Venetian in Las Vegas. I sometimes stand outside of Tao and loudly complain on my cell phone about all the girls I’ve been having sex with. The “dude” I’m talking to gets it, because we’re friends, and we make jokes about it. He and the rest of “my boys” will be here shortly, so I’ll just hang out here until then. (ny post)
LINDSAY LOHAN - is due in court this morning at 9am to explain to the judge why she stopped going to her court ordered alcohol education classes. “Well I was pretty drunk, why are they so early?” seems a likely explanation. (tmz)
JON GOSSELIN - was sued this morning by TLC for stopping ‘Jon and Kate Plus 8′. They say his claims about protecting the kids are BS and all he cares about is money. There must be 2 “Jon Gosselins” because the one I know has nothing but integrity. (radar)
SELETA EBANKS - if a saw a guy go down on Seleta Ebanks, I’m not saying I would make out with immediately after if that was the closest I could get to doing the same, but I’m also not not saying that. (hq jump = here. source = mavrix online)
NIGZ
2
3 and 3 she undressed me
FORE!!!
V
the square root of 36
sevin
ate
seven, using Cali math
Tin Tin
XI
WHO WANTS CHOWDA!?!?!
12 Monkeys
Fuckin’ fuck…
I felt Poolman numbers coming, dammit.
As far as that Seleta chick, it looks like she’s got two eggs, sunny side up, hanging from a nail for tits.
they aint “way up firm and high”
who?
Is poolman still sucking air? Wasn’t he sick?
wow, Kardashian, Lohan, and jon in the same post. Did you really have to put that up? Were there some kind of contractual obligations to mention them in every post you fucking put up? God dam you straight to a violent ass raping hell npd. Once again you continue your failure as a writer.
Did I miss Zombie?
Awwwww . . . . Damnit.
I thought Pepper’s name was Fecal Phil?
Well, now I’m confused.
I suppose he’s not really virgin either.