If you've ever wanted to dress like Lindsay Lohan,
kill yourself now is your chance! Yesterday was her debut show in Paris as creative director for the French fashion house Ungaro. So is she officially a triple threat? Equally talented at acting, singing, and designing? Um, well, yes, as a matter of fact.
The LA Times said, "Nothing in the collection evidenced any real skill or discernible design work ... there's really no defending this misguided collection, other than as a desperate bid for attention from a house that hasn't mattered since its founder retired in 2004."
The London Daily Mail said, "But the collection of mini dresses and blazers received a mixed response and prompted only lukewarm applause. Fashion critics looked aghast at Lohan's bra tops and stripper-inspired nipple pasties."
The London Telegraph said, "There were some truly hideous fashion faux pas. Silver sequinned 'pasties', for example, belong in a lap dancing club."
And WWD - "the Bible of the Fashion World" - called the collection "an embarrassment ... the clothes look cheesy and dated."
Lindsay should still be encouraged because this could have been worse. For example, instead of calling her runway show "a walk of shame", the LA Times could have snuck up behind her and thrown a big poison snake on her.