MILEY CYRUS - shut down her twitter account earlier this month, and now a girl who must be super popular in school is threatening to kill a cat AND FUCKING EAT IT if Miley doesn’t re-open it. The girl claims she lives in a country where this sort of thing is not illegal. “This sort of thing” of course meaning, “dangerous insanity”. (popcrunch)
LINDSAY LOHAN - is on the verge of death, this time according to her mom. Actually that should say, “according to her mom, according to her dad”. He says he has tapes of Dina Lohan admitting that Lindsays drug addiction will kill her sooner than later. I hope it’s sooner. This shit is really getting tedious. And I’m fit as a fiddle so what do I care? (ny daily news)
CURRENT SONG = the leak of the new 50 Cent track with Eminem. If I knew any black people, I would go, “Damn that shit is tight.” And then they would think I was real cool. (download it on mediafire)
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM - is in trouble because of Sundays episode which featured Larry David accidentally getting urine on a picture of Jesus. “I don’t think it’s funny,” said InsideCatholic.com publisher Deal Hudson. I’m surprised Hudson feels this way. I would think a guy like that would love a good joke. I bet he just laughs all day long. (e online)
SOPHIE MONK - was caught by the paparazzi as she walked around in a slutty costume yesterday. When asked if she was on her way to a Halloween party, she said, “What’s Halloween?” (pacific coast)
GO YANKS!
You guys are fucking slipping. 2 in a row?
Miley trashes her Twitter, and some Bitch is gonna eat pussy?
WIN/WIN!
Suck it, Trebek. Suck it long, suck it hard.
jtt, FTW
In trouble as in a bunch of whiny twats are going to complain about it for a week until they focus their faux outrage on something else.
And chicks in slutty costumes is really the only redeeming quality Halloween has. That and the opportunity to poison children.
what kind of make-up sculpture with tits goes out in her halloween costume on wednesday afternoon?
i know it’s one i’d lay pipe, day and night, in, but that’s become a given around here.
Deebs (per last thread) its all love baby. It aint over till its over. You got a right to celebrate. Rokan has a right to cry after his tigers choked on the twins cock.
the slutty costumes don’t do it for me. i like the bitches that don’t dress up like sluts….but still throat your dong like an asian competitive eater.
who the fuck is sophie monk?
does this mean i’m getting old for not knowing these fucktards? next am i gonna be wearing stride rite sensible shoes and looking forward to 4 o’clock on a friday afternoon because furr’s has creamed spinach?
help?! :\
I wanna pluck those butterfly wings off so she cant get away and keep her in my closet
Its okay diane I don’t know who she is either.
Ill tell you 5 things wrong with this post:
1. Miley Cyrus
2. Linsday Lohan
3. Eminem
4. Jesus
5. No tits.
I wish i saw this attention whore on the street in the middle of the day, dressed in her halloween costume, parading around for the paps to come and take pics of her, days before it’s even fucking halloween. I would have eggd her or at least thrown a gatorade bottle at the back of her head.
BTW one of the BEST magazine covers EVER
Miley Cyrus is hot. I’d shoot a brick across those humongous chiclet teeth of hers and dine on her corn hole. That girl makes the pulse in my hard on flex.
Watt,
I have a muffin you can eat.
I won’t even mention it again. I have a feeling if they lose game #2 you will fucking hang yourself.
Or at least hold your breath and turn all purple.
Lets agree to disagree.
:: Holds out hand ::
Now . . . about that Blumpkin?
…said the guy with a naked spoof of an iconic little girl in his Avi.
CHRIS HANSON IS ALWAYS WATCHING, DB!
ill bet she’d fuck you like her cousin for that deebs
When I was 17 I hooked up with a 14 year old. It was stupendous.
if she’s 14 down here, she’s sucking dick and cooking grits for her old man everyday.