Australia must be a utopia because the government has nothing to do but yell at Britney Spears for lip synching during her tour down there this week. On top of that, critics have called her show “boring and stiff”, and there are reports of fans walking out as early as the third song.
As you might imagine, this is doing anything but helping Brits already shaky confidence. Popeater says…
“Britney is aware of all this and she’s extremely upset by it,” Paul Dainty, Spears’ tour promoter, told ‘The Australian’ on Monday. “She’s a human being. I’m embarrassed, with such a big international entourage here with Britney, to be part of the Australian media when I see that kind of totally inaccurate reporting.”
In their reporting, Perth Now claimed “hundreds of fans stormed out” of the Friday concert. One fan, 22-year-old Amanda Hawlet put it bluntly: “I want my money back or I want her to sing properly. The ticket cost me $200 and she lip-synced the whole thing.”
They seem to under the very very false assumption that Britney is denying them something by not singing live. She can’t sing in a recording studio, she sure as hell can’t sing on stage while also trying to shuffle back and forth and then resting her hands on her hips and trying to catch her breath from all that shuffling. Everyone likes you Australia, we wouldn’t fuck with you. As God as my witness this way is best for everyone.
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NIGZ stole your bike
Come in, Tokyo…
Nip Nip Hurrayyyyyyy
“Hey…John Boy…”
I’m your white knight!
Oh brit brit… Go crazy please… Shaved head!
I’m not sure what these losers were expecting when they bought their ticket.
Either you go for the lip-synced shitty music or you go get drunk and perv out to all the young bitches attending.
“They seem to BE under the very very false assumption…”
Proof read…. learn it, live it, love it.
Hmmm, who to believe, Britney’s PR or an Australian News outlet.
Think the Aussies just swing it
From the former post- I wasn’t really referring to anyone I’m currently shagging. It was more of a general question. I just wonder if some bitches don’t look at the pucker in the mirror and say “damn that looks nasty, perhaps I should trim that shit up…NAHHH.”
Has Britney been breast feeding orphaned Rhinos or Elephants? Those milk taps look massive, and It would explain the cross eyed positioning of them.
britney lip syncs?! what the fuck?!
Who wants to hear about this? I want to hear (and see graphic video) of the 2 British beauty queens who got into a fist fight in a bar. Rem, did you hear about this and were there clothes torn off?
By the way, great tits Chubb.
after a convo with some of my guy buddies this weekend, Chubbs I would be inclined to say some bitches just dont know better-care.
one of my friends is now with a girl who doesnt shave her legs but once a month.. ewww I am like, reeeally? ewwww
That was about a week ago Rusty, havent seen any video footage though.
Besides it was a punch up in Manchester, doesnt raise much of an eyebrow over here.
that left nip is just so weird!
Jeez Rem, way to embellish. You could have thrown us a bone here. Anyways, I’m hoping for the Carrie Prejean video to become available soon.
I have quite the friars haircut around my sheriffs badge. I think I tried shaving it once and.. Yeah.. Not doing that again
SupB thats nasty. I don’t go a week without trimming the ball bag. If a guy can do it, ladies have no excuse.