Britney worships the devil

By brendon November 12, 2009 @ 12:36 PM


Her handlers are claiming Britneys twitter page was hacked this morning after the wallpaper changed and two posts revealing her allegiance to the devil were posted, but of course they’re gonna say that. Nice try. It’s fairly obvious that she worships Satan. Or, hey look, if you have a better theory as to how an average looking white girl who can’t sing or dance made a billion dollars with her sexy singing and dancing, I’m all ears.

(103) Comments

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/12/2009 12:38

    interestering?!?!? I don’t think so.

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/12/2009 12:42

    wow a post about a hacked twitter account! “LIKE OMG! OMG! I HAVE TO TELL MY BFF!!!”

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    RemSteale 11/12/2009 12:43

    Move along folks, nothing worth seeing here

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    Zombie 11/12/2009 12:43

    Shit, they’re on to me…

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    SinDs 11/12/2009 12:43

    dirt i don’t think you’d be happy about any post here

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/12/2009 12:45

    every now and there there is a hint of mean in the posts and i like those. Im just bored of the same 10 chicks and douches on posting repeat.

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    TengoWood 11/12/2009 12:46

    Ha! It should have read that she “Gives herself to Lou Cypher”, and “Glory to Santa”. Damn spellcheck…

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    RemSteale 11/12/2009 12:46

    Yes he would SinDs, but it would involve him, Aria Giovanna, 3 german shepherds, a 19 inch dildo and 6 ounces of ground mushrooms

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    Bella 11/12/2009 12:46

    From the previous thread, the fact that country music even has awards is irrefutable proof that talent is not a prerequisite for winning….

    Twats who tweet deserve to be hacked……

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/12/2009 12:47

    Rem, that sounds like a fun situation to get into.

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    SuperB 11/12/2009 12:47

    wouldn’t it be HAIL SATAN if it were you Z?

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    SinDs 11/12/2009 12:48

    Remmy, excellent point sir!

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    Zombie 11/12/2009 12:48

    Don’t forget the Talcum so he can powder his g-pa’s balls, Rem.

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/12/2009 12:48

    I nominate Bella as Durden Queen for the day…all those in favor..say tits.

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    Watt 11/12/2009 12:49

    I was going to say Z this sounds like your work.

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    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 11/12/2009 12:49

    Zombie, again, your banter bores me. I will again reply with FUCK YOU. Please take the hint.

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    SinDs 11/12/2009 12:50

    you hack into brit brits twitter and this is the best you come up with?!

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    RemSteale 11/12/2009 12:51

    All those in favour say Bella’s tits

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    SuperB 11/12/2009 12:52

    Amen, Sins…it would have been funnier to throw out some good ole Brendoon Brit Brit talk “Imma go put that chickens wing in my mouf and nom nom nom”

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    SomeoneluvsU 11/12/2009 12:52

    She’s banging Miroslav Šatan?

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