The home movie of Jennifer Lopez made in 1997, legally held up for now but still being shopped around be her first husband Ojani Noa, at first sounded pretty boring. Now it sounds pretty boring and then interrupted by a scene so awful just the description of it makes my dick shrivel. People says…
The video, called How I Married Jennifer Lopez: The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story, reputedly includes Lopez, now 40, wearing skimpy clothing and supposedly being spanked by Noa. It reportedly also contains a fight between her and her mother.
Jennifer Lopez is an A-cup with an ass so big she has to buy her pants at the circus, so just the thought of her acting sexy and getting spanked is disgusting. All girls should be exactly like UK model Vikki Blows. Short and skinny with big tits (nsfw pic here. and here. and here and here). If you don’t look like her, then you need to go away and not come back until you do. And just so any recent high school graduates know, that last line is also on the application filled out by any girls who want to work at Tyler.
(vikki blows has maybe never taken a picture with her shirt on, thankfully, and i cant even look at jlo right now, so instead here are old pictures of ‘g.i. joe’ star rachel nichols in a bikini)
you all suck
your mother’s clit
You forgot to mention that Jennifer Lopez is also an untalented twat.
she’s a viscious life sucking bitch from which there is no escape.
Interesting that a G.I. Joe ho is in the post. We’ve turned the tables here and now our comments drive the topic of the next post ! ahahahah
I just watched that Lady BlaBla crap and I am convinced it’s a recruitment video for euro gays to join NATO.
Elvino, have a long, passionate suckle on this.
http://tinyurl.com/8kv87m
Jennifer Lopez may be an untalented twat, but I’d fuck the corn from her big blasted ass.
Br3ndon’s taste in women means shit to me….he corners himself into liking only one kind of woman. Ya need to broaden your whore’izon, brother. Chicks come in all shapes and sizes! LOVE ‘EM ALL!!! I know Lefty’s down with me.
I love the UK.
Damn it, Duk, what movie is that line from???
Sure you don’t mean this Rachel Nichols?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T-HmP57AA0U/SRL3uSNTj_I/AAAAAAAAAQg/20FBrqLTUX0/s400/rachelnichols.jpg
P.S. Vikki Blows is not a “model” name, per se. Unless the modeling involves penetration of foreign objects into bodily cavities.
give me five minutes with that untalented twat, right after my baby zombie pops my cherry. I love a man who can stand up for himself. I think I’m in love.
has anyone figured out what the fuck Dirk Mai is?
Vikki Blows is a great name, she should win AVI award
hell yeah. i don’t give a damn. Short, Tall, Skinny, Thick, Thunder Thighs, No Thighs, Big Tits, Small Tits, Huge Ass, Gone Ass, Legs, No Legs,
I don’t give a good slow ass fuck. I want to fuck every bitch in the world.
God Is My Wingman.
Something might be wrong down there RR…
Chubby, I’ll bet there’s a much cooler discussion going on at Brend0n’s Facebook fan page. You should go check it out, being that you’re a member and all.
i read elsewhere that she was suing him for 40 million dollars. if that number isn’t a fucking scare tactic i dont know what else is.
For the record…..
….I like it when WWTDD posts naked tits……
….even though I can google the same expression (naked tits) and get trillions of “bankable” results in .00787456 seconds……….
….well o.o8 seconds if you are recording my “facts”……
i have to run. I hope ALL of you have a pleasant afternoon and evening. Take care.