kimberly phillips is the best

By brendon November 03, 2009 @ 1:26 AM


While we’re on the subject of sexy Hollywood Halloween pictures, September Playmate Kimberly Phillips has some from the Playboy party on her facebook (her facebook fan page is here). This is relevant to my interests because she might be the most perfect girl of all time (a few of her Playboy pics here), and there is literally nothing on earth I would rather do than look at pictures of Kimberly Phillips.

If I had cancer, and in one hand you had a pill in the form of a gummy bear that would cure me and also make me immortal and give me the power to fly, and in the other hand you had new naked pictures of Kimberly Philips, I would rip the pictures from your hand and then slap you for wasting my precious time. How Dare You! Give me those pictures and leave me at once!

(pictures removed by request)

(84) Comments

  1. avatar
    J-Sausage 11/02/2009 12:28

    Hi! First

  2. avatar
    J-Sausage 11/02/2009 12:28

    Finally some boobs

  3. avatar
    J-Sausage 11/02/2009 12:29

    Lady walks into a bar with a chicken under her arm. Bartender says, “Nice pig.”

  4. avatar
    J-Sausage 11/02/2009 12:29

    Lady says, “It’s not a pig, it’s a chicken!”

  5. avatar
    J-Sausage 11/02/2009 12:30

    Bartender says, “Shut up, I was talking to the chicken.”

  6. avatar
    J-Sausage 11/02/2009 12:31

    Won’t someone please stop the insanity?

  7. avatar
    J-Sausage 11/02/2009 12:31

    Can’t we all just get along?

  8. avatar
    DarkCherry 11/02/2009 12:31

    mmm soapy tittays!

  9. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 11/02/2009 12:32

    I think the space between her boobs qualifies as silicon valley.

  10. avatar
    RedRage 11/02/2009 12:33

    Rokan, I didn’t know you were going to be in NJ this weekend! I saw you walking down Washington Blvd on Saturday night. Can you explain the purse you were carrying though?

    PS. Newark has been clinically proven to cause depression! Thank fuck I only landed there and then got the hell out with my life!

  11. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 11/02/2009 12:34

    Shoulda had her washing a Subaru Brat.

  12. avatar
    dirtydiane 11/02/2009 12:34

    i bet john phillips is giving god some shit for not giving him her for a daughter instead.

  13. avatar
    Baphomet 11/02/2009 12:34

    Hoochie mama!

  14. avatar
    Zombie 11/02/2009 12:35

    Why would you link to her Facebook page if we need an account to view it? And even if we did have an account, wouldn’t we still have to be her “friend” to see anything?

    And shut the fuck up about Facebook already. It’s bad enough I have to see it advertised everywhere else I go. I even saw some moron out the other night with his face stuck in the center of a giant book with a hole cut out in the center. Yeah, really. And his girlfriend had a giant Twitter page cut-out wrapped around her neck.

  15. avatar
    iwontrememberthis 11/02/2009 12:35

    Quick WWTDD poll: is anybody here Facebook friends with a playmate (and thus able to see the pics alluded to here)?

  16. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 11/02/2009 12:38

    Poll answer:

    I’m not even on Facebook.

  17. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 11/02/2009 12:40

    What do you mean you don’t like her? What’s wrong with her?
    She’s beautiful, she’s rich, she’s got huge…
    tracts of land.

  18. avatar
    dirtydiane 11/02/2009 12:40

    tread carefully, iwont…the closer you get to family feud game show host, the closer you are to death. i hear it’s contagious.

  19. avatar
    Slaappy 11/02/2009 12:43

    Facebook, where all your opposite sex friends are ugly to appease your marriage… Fun.. no

  20. avatar
    DarkCherry 11/02/2009 12:44

    Survey says!

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