Heath Ledger has been dead for almost two years now (1.22.08) and until today no one had any idea that he was dating Lindsay Lohan when he died. Probably not even him, because the latest audio tape from Michael Lohan is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Radar says…
Dina Lohan drops the bombshell that her daughter Lindsay was secretly dating Heath Ledger when he died and his death devastated her.
“She was dating Heath when he died,” Dina reveals to Michael. “I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?”
Dina told Michael about the relationship because she was afraid for Lindsay’s life too: “Because when she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking.”
She said that the actor’s death was a terrible shock to Lindsay. “That f****d her up,” Dina says.
This story does make a lot of sense, especially if you know anything about Lindsay Lohan. She has a quiet dignity about her. Secrets and discretion are her specialty. It must run in the family. Notice how casually Dina talks about Lindsay - who had been 21 for just a few months - being drunk all the time and taking pills she almost certainly didn’t have a prescription for. Dina is too regal to judge others. No, if Lindsay wants something like that, she should find some type of guardian or protector, a “parent” type if you will.
Who cares, someone please buy a mobile home from DB:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI
So she sucks the life out of any man she dates?
Sounds like most women I know.
Da dum dum chhh
Better Lohan than some freaky Olsen twin…..
the olsen twins are way better
B, that would be mighty nice of ya!
What if there was LiHo twins? SHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!
eh, if that is the case, it was a huge travesty he died and she lived
This parental banter is why children shoot there parents while sleeping
White Oprah is right, her daughter’s emotional instability was entirely the result of her supposedly “close”, yet secret (riiight) relationship with another famous pill popper….
Sensible logic coming from the Long Island coke whore who believes her precious child is a misunderstood genius…..
Where was she the day the music died?
does this mean that she used Sam as a beard?
Only if Sam didn’t wax.
Let’s face facts here……
….most of us have NOT fucked Lindsay Lohna….NOR died……
….so Heath is 2-up on us…..
If everyone she fucked died…. well, think about it.
I guess everyone’s thinking about it…
A bullshit Brittany post followed up by a bullshit Lohan post. What wuill be next? my guess is a Bullshit Jessica Simpson post.
Snake, I think everyone is growing their after lunch tail or snapping one off in the handi stall.
I was trying not to fall asleep in a meeting…..time for redbull orange gatoraide coctail
Fuck it, I’ll say it. I want all of them to die, including the little Lohan. Take her out before we are forced to deal with this family for another 10 years. Not a single one of them have ANY redeeming qualities nor do they offer society anything of importance or relevance. Die fukkers. And Die slow.
whoops..I forgot some letters…