11.02.2009 oh dear god

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Kim Kardashian calls this Princess Jasmine costume part of her “Disney Halloween”, but a better name might be “HOLYFUCKINGSHIT”.  Kim used to be kind of average looking. Now she seems to get hotter every day. If I had sex with her while she wore this outfit, I would just chop my dick off and frame it when we were done, because no matter what happened next it would all be down hill from there. I prefer to remember it in it’s prime.

(source = kimkardashian.com)

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  1. Watt 11/02/2009 16:23

    HOLY MOTHER OF GOD I LOVE TITTIES

  2. DB's Treasure 11/02/2009 16:23

    Oh my God, the dick pounding I’d give this woman…

    …prolly would succumb to nothing since her oil’s been drilled by mook dick.

  3. Rusty Sanchez 11/02/2009 16:23

    Man, she actually looks pretty good here. I would smash her.

  4. Watt 11/02/2009 16:24

    I’d like to take her on a magic carpet ride, she can rub my lamp until my genie pops out and grands her three wishes.

  5. DB's Treasure 11/02/2009 16:25

    The ribbon I’d spin in her ass hole would be long and very sticky.

  6. Rusty Sanchez 11/02/2009 16:26

    Kim wins this years best slutty hollwood costume so far. I’ve yet to see one better.

  7. Watt 11/02/2009 16:26

    Deebs you’d need a 13 inch mamba to reach the browneye even if you pulled the cheeks apart. Not the eiffle tower you’re rockin :)

  8. Long_Duk_Dong 11/02/2009 16:27

    I bet it’s like fucking a gallon jar of mayonaise! Zombie, you’ve done that before. That’s probably what it’s like right?

  9. Watt 11/02/2009 16:27

    Rusty I don’t even think its like super slutty. I think that’s why its so good and boner inducing.

  10. DB's Treasure 11/02/2009 16:29

    Do you think she wafts her own fart in her face?

  11. whatizdat 11/02/2009 16:30

    Holy Shit when did this happen?

    See what being properly dressed can do for you?

  12. Slaappy 11/02/2009 16:30

    Her snatch still smells like Baba Ganoush

  13. Zombie 11/02/2009 16:30

    Great, I had to be the guinea pig that acknowledged LDD’s presence. Now I get to be bombarded with elementary playground insults for the remainder of the day.

    Hey LDD… Pump called and he wants his gay-ass avatar back.

  14. Rusty Sanchez 11/02/2009 16:30

    I agree Watt. Main point is that most of the other costumes have been lame (i.e. not enough skin)

    I wonder if Reggie want as Kazaam…

  15. Rusty Sanchez 11/02/2009 16:31

    *went

  16. Watt 11/02/2009 16:33

    http://cache.shishnet.org/_images/a18c300721194a3aadafe53e67f10144/361107%20-%20Aladdin%20Disney%20Iago%20jasmine%20nomad.jpg

    Probably NSFW

  17. Long_Duk_Dong 11/02/2009 16:33

    That was a good one!
    You still suck.

  18. DB's Treasure 11/02/2009 16:36

    Slaappy’s avatar wins.

  19. Zombie 11/02/2009 16:39

    Slaappy’s avatars are always great… except for the fact that I saw most of them back in the 90’s.

  20. Sensei John Kreese 11/02/2009 16:41

    DB,

    If I told you that I had a concoction on Saturday while watching football called ‘hillbilly beans’, how would you feel about that?

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