11.05.2009 sharon osbourne killed susan boyle (not literally)

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Most celebrity interviews suck and no one ever says anything good because most celebrities are functional retards who only got where they are based on being pretty and you would smell hair burning if they ever had a thought.

But put Sharon Osbourne in a studio with Opie and Anthony and Jim Norton, and in less than 2 minutes you’ll get Sharon saying Susan Boyle looks like a “slapped ass”, Norton comparing her hair to a Gene Wilder wig, and Sharon saying God gave Boyle talent but then “hit her with a fuckin ugly stick”.

The youtube for all this is under the cut because Jodie Sweetin and her huge jugs were also on O and A that morning.  I was gonna post the video up top and skip this picture altogether, but then at the last minute I remembered I wasn’t gay.

(89) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 11/05/2009 14:59

    Mmmm, Jodie Sweetin…

  2. SCUM 11/05/2009 15:00

    Thems some big ol milk juggs.

  3. Watt 11/05/2009 15:01

    Thar be tits!

  4. Zombie 11/05/2009 15:01

    DB, what gives man? Have you become too cool to engage in a little harmless bickering with your ol’ pal Z? We use to have so much fun. Hey if I go put on a gray wig and pretend to be Doc will you at least tell me to go fuck myself?

  5. Watt 11/05/2009 15:01

    Looks like her shirt is a full house

  6. DB's Treasure 11/05/2009 15:02

    Damn, Opie & Anthony are not funny at all.

  7. SCUM 11/05/2009 15:02

    Anybody that carried Kelly and Jack to full term has no room to talk about ugly.

  8. SuperB 11/05/2009 15:04

    I will always love Sharon O the shit she has seen, put up with and bitches she has probably smacked down. Plus she can actually understand Ozzy….that in itself is a major feat

  9. DB's Treasure 11/05/2009 15:04

    Zombie, I’m not all that good when it comes to bickering back and forth. I don’t have the pizazz like you got. You have it down pat, where as I….I just like to sit back and discuss the next celebutard’s cornhole I wanna fill like a water balloon.

  10. RedRage 11/05/2009 15:07

    Sharon, people in glass houses….. You look like a post op cock slinger from Transylvania.

    They should send that girl with the meat balloons to Ethiopia to use those baby kegs to sustain a village while Madonna files the adoption papers.

  11. DarkCherry 11/05/2009 15:08

    Jodie Sweetin? i’m sorry. jodie fucking sweetin? we’re talking about washed up Full House’s least liked methed up sister???

    OMG THIS is NOT celebrity gossip. it’s not even fucking close. how can one be snarky to this???

    i want to know what else the losers on the fan site going ape shit about Durden saying it’s the funniest site on the internet are reading. cuz it’s not this. again are you kidding me???????

    JODIE FUCKING SWEETIN people. this is bad, bad era for Durden.

  12. Slaappy 11/05/2009 15:12

    Sweettits, why yes, thank you… Talk more about your meth days, sure as long as I can stare at your tits. Radio interview Forget it

  13. Tom Foolery 11/05/2009 15:12

    Cali: You want to talk about bad/disturbing, just saw the paparazzi music video for the first time yesterday……wow

  14. Slaappy 11/05/2009 15:13

    I’D RATHER LISTEN TO SUSSTUDIOOOOO !!!

  15. Zombie 11/05/2009 15:14

    Tom, please, don’t even get the obsessed cunt started on Gaga.

  16. DB's Treasure 11/05/2009 15:14

    Cali, relax yourself. We could careless what’s going on in Jodie’s life…we just like her tits. She’s got nice knockers. I’ll tell ya what, I’d rather hear about Jodie’s bowel activity than anything about Gaga.

  17. RedRage 11/05/2009 15:16

    I’d rather eat Susan Boyle’s bowel movements then hear about Gaga.

  18. CodPiece 11/05/2009 15:18

    There has never been anything funny about O&A. Apparently they pay this site for pub. I wish someone would drug, rape and kill that no-talent hack Norton too. Where’s a falling piano when you really need one?

  19. Tom Foolery 11/05/2009 15:20

    Z: Sorry, just trying to kill time at work. I don’t know about the Carolina’s, but I want to go see some “metalish” shows around here but the scene’sters are out of control here.

  20. ukickedmydog 11/05/2009 15:21

    At least she can sing! Who gives a fuck what she looks like, its not like she’s hideous. Just needs a little makeup and a good dickin.

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