SHARON OSBOURNE – went on Opie and Anthony last week and said Susan Boyle looked like a “slapped ass”. Today she apologized, calling Boyle a “lovely gracious woman”. But then she added, “like a blue ribbon pig at the state fair”, so I’m not sure how this is helping. (facebook)
CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2 – was released Tuesday and in the first 24 hours it made $310 million. ‘The Dark Knight’ holds every Hollywood speed record, and it took that 10 days to reach 300. So I guess in hindsight that movie was a real piece of shit. (the ap)
CINDY CRAWFORD – was being extorted by a friend of her ex-nanny who claimed to have a picture of Crawfords daughter bound and gagged in a chair. The picture was taken by the nanny. The extortionist has been arrested and then deported back to his home in Germany. Where he’ll fit right in with the rest of the fetish perverts. (radar)
BLAKE LIVELY – really hates pants. She dresses like this all the time. Were her parents killed by a pair of pants or something?