Aussie model Lara Bingle stripped down to a bikini for a photo shoot on Tamarama Beach in Sydney yesterday, and I don’t know who that is but she’s hot and has that sexy as fuck Aussie accent so who cares. Her name is kind of goofy though. She should change it. Tamarama Beach would be a good name if she ever does porn, because it’s fun to say Tamarama but also because lots of foreign porn stars have some reference to where they’re from in their name. Like all the Asian porn stars with some version of Asia or Thai or whatever. Guys don’t have that problem. That’s why I do porn under the name Fillmore Bush. That’s a name that commands respect no matter where you’re from.
(picture source = flynet online)
Long, hard, deep and often is how I would hit that!
I’d like to stick my dingo in her roo pouch down under.
Not me ….give me 30 seconds ………
Fillmore Bush; that’s a good one.
My prefered noms de guerre is Rodger McHunt
I once broke up with a girl because of her last name. Fishgrundt…just couldn’t introduce my family to a girl with the last name Fishgrundt.
Most ‘Asian’ porn stars are just Latinas in slant-eye makeup.
I like porn.
Well Z, glad one of us saw our team win! The seats were unreal! I met Vernon Wells before the game, the anthem singer nailed the U.S anthem and then forgot the words to O Canada. For the first time in my life I sat next to a black person at a hockey game! An old lady that I scared the shit out of every time I started yelling and cheering. Even with free tickets the night cost me $200.00. A fucking bottle of water is $5. Lick my ring MLSE.
$200?
You could get a hooker for that.
So my predictions for today:
-2+ posts about you know who
-0 naked tits
-slow as fuck
Watt, a roll of duct tape is only $4.00 and the elementary school is right around the corner.
Who do I look like?
Zombie?
::strokes ’stache’::
RR if you can find it, watch Tortorella’s interview after the Rangers lost to the Isles last nite. He’s gonna have an anurism. Best is they play again tonight.
Because fuck Tamarama Beach, that’s why.
We are getting a new copier at work today. I asked if we could “office space” the old one.
What, he’s a blowhard. His act will wear out soon, he’ll be gone in two years. You’re a Rangers fan?
Hate them, Isles fan since the beginning. My dad was a Ranger fan so I had to be different. He was the coach for them before he won his cup in Fla and they got rid of him. Not many coaching changes have worked on the Island. Al Arbor was at a game a few weeks ago and he was dribbiling oatmeal or something on his shirt. Sucks getting old.
Being a hockey player has it’s perks. Puck bunnies are one of them. Here is Niklas Hagman’s wife!
http://tinyurl.com/ycxsswd
Girls like this are a dime a dozen in Australia. Sure, she’s got a nice body, but why is she here? Has anyone west of Perth ever heard of her?
RIP Chris Henry…..speaking of sports