12.11.2009 candice swanepoel is tough

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Candice Sawnepoel, whose name I always want to read as “Swamp-o-nel” for some reason, is in St Barths today to shoot for Victorias Secret, and don’t ever think that a models job is always easy because that beach is a real piece of shit. It’s all rocks and shells. They should call it Bloody Foot Mountain. I don’t know why they would call a beach “mountain” but whatever, because the whole rock thing was just an excuse to crop a really tight picture of her tits and hips. I would have been a kick ass geology teacher.


(56) Comments

  1. oy 12/11/2009 13:15

    my penis would look good in her

  2. oy 12/11/2009 13:16

    threesome

  3. Watt 12/11/2009 13:16

    Brendork has the right idea now!

  4. oy 12/11/2009 13:16

    why is she not naked?!

  5. Watt 12/11/2009 13:18

    She’s a “model”

  6. pepper 12/11/2009 13:19

    No Toe and has a little boy’s ass………not sure if that’s a good thing or bad thing…………..Rokan?

  7. Squabbler 12/11/2009 13:25

    Look how far that suit splits her from behind. Looks kind of odd…

  8. snatch 12/11/2009 13:29

    Whats up with the Platex Cross Your Heart pointy boob action on Kim to the right?

  9. Watt 12/11/2009 13:32

    SNATCH!

  10. oy 12/11/2009 13:35

    not to be off-topic here, but anybody else seen “spread” w/ ashton douch kutcher and ann notlesbonomore hesh(hetch,kesh, dont know) by any chance - full of nudity and no plot line…fell asleep and i just cannt get myself to watch another 1/2 hour with that tool ashton…

  11. oy 12/11/2009 13:36

    ^ashton douch kutcher to be read “ashton douche kutcher” sorry!

  12. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/11/2009 13:47

    ::walks into room::

    ::notices Wanted Poster on bulletin board for Rokan, Scum, Watt, and Pepper::

  13. Watt 12/11/2009 13:48

    Hey don’t group me with those guys!

  14. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/11/2009 13:50

    I know that’s a bogus poster, because Headly’s not on it.

  15. STIFFCHUB 12/11/2009 13:51

    Holy crappers that chick is hot.

    i bet the only hair on her, is on her head…mmmm head

    http://bestiarumvocabulum.wordpress.com/2009/04/01/hairless-cat-nothing-but-pink-parts/

  16. RedRage 12/11/2009 14:02

    Has anyone here seen those red mesh panties? Haven’t seen them in over a month!! What’s that smell?

  17. Dicky Trick 12/11/2009 14:03

    Is that the same chick that let the lip dangle from the super-studded one-legged spandex suit last week?

  18. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/11/2009 14:05

    Where’s my turkey pot pie?

  19. bonified 12/11/2009 14:05

    dear sweet lord. i love victoria’s secret http://myawkwardlovelife.com

  20. Observer 12/11/2009 14:06

    Snatch……

    …please do not disrespect pointy tits…..

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