elin nordegren has had enough

All of this happened just within the past few days:

– MSNBC reported that Tiger Woods was paying several of his mistresses between 5 and 10 grand a month and that he was still in contact with several of them.

– Fox News wrote that Rachel Uchitel was now staying just a few miles from the marina where Tiger was hiding out.

– Radar said he offered to buy a house in Vegas for the porn star girlfriend that he was flying all over the country to have sex with, a slut named Joslyn James, the star of “MILF Lesson 4”, “Anal Training”, “Oops I Swallowed And It Taste Like 40” , and “Shorty Iz Fukkin Yo Mama 2”.

Any one of these things would be a perfectly good reason to leave Tiger. Even if all he had done is watch “Shorty Iz Fukkin Yo Mama 2”, Elin would legally be entitled to stab him in the neck with a fork, but instead it seems she’ll be content to take her 300 million and walk away.

The New York Post says moving vans descended on their Florida home yesterday and she spent about 10 minutes going over details with them before they went to work. And People magazine says…

(A source said), “She plans to leave Tiger.”
Another source says, “She’s made up her mind. There’s nothing to think about: he’s never going to change.”

MSNBC adds…

“She and Tiger are living separately now, but she’ll be making this split very open and official right after Christmas,” said a source.
Another source said that Tiger has a long road ahead if he wants forgiveness.
“Elin is not going to be one of these ‘stand by her man’ women. She’s a strong woman, this is beyond embarrassing.”

Shorty Iz Fukkin Yo Mama. 2. Chapter 2. Wow. And awesome goes to 11 because Joslyn James really does have a 10 year old kid (that she abandoned). So when Shorty says he’z fukkin yo mama, he’z not joking. He meanz it, and he meanz you. Keep this in mind when the trial begins for that kids race and height based killing spree.