Tiger Woods Toxicology Report Is a National Emergency

Toxicology reports were force-released by an ESPN public records request, revealing Woods blood contained zero alcohol. Though a nice cocktail of Vicodin, Dilaudid (Morphine derivative), Xanax, Ambien, and weed. read more

Tiger Wood Dodges DUI Charge

When you're an A-list celebrity a DUI can lose you millions in endorsements. But Woods has already gotten that out of the way. He tried to shag every porn star he saw on video in real life. read more

Tiger Woods On the Prowl

There's no good explanation for why a dad would Tweet out a photo of himself topless in gym pose. Go on, try to think of one. read more

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Tiger Woods Is So Nuts

Tiger Woods is completely insane. First off, he's half black and half Asian. Since when is that a thing? It's not that he was fucking dozens of Chili's hostesses and a few bad porn stars, it's the way he was doing it. read more

MJ Worries About Tiger

Michael Jordan has expressed concern over Tiger Woods, in a new ESPN story. Jordan says that Woods wants to retire, but doesn't want to do it while sucking so so bad: I think he really wishes he could retire, but he doesn't know how to do it yet, and I don't think he... read more

Tiger Woods Banging Another Golfer's Ex Wife

According to dubious reports Tiger Woods has been teeing off on Dorothy Boyd who divorced PGA golfer Jason Dufner in April. It is unclear if the pair started their rape fetishizing before or after the divorce, or if this ever happened. What is clear is that it's... read more

Tiger Woods Cheated, Fuck No

According to an anonymous 'friend' of Tiger Woods, the reason Lindsey Vonn and Woods ended their two year courtship was because Tiger fell back into his old habit of banging hookers super messy after a tough day on the course. Yes, Tiger cheated again. But it wasn't with... read more

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Call It

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have ended their super awkward courtship. No word on whether they will continue color coordinating. The two issued separate press releases nobody requested which explain Vonn has to concentrate on skiing and Woods has a bunch of Denny's... read more

Tiger Woods Visited By Tooth Fairy, Bangs Her in the Ass (VIDEO)

Tiger Woods went to watch Lindsey Vonn ski while rocking a creepy skull printed face mask and missing his front tooth. People noticed, because it's pretty weird and it's Tiger Woods and he's fucking Lindsay Vonn. Woods' agent released a bullshit sounding statement saying... read more

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Tiger Woods Brother Loves a Good Joke

Way to bring shame upon the great Woods family name, jackass. Tiger's brother, Earl Woods Jr., named after their dad, kind of called in a bomb threat that cleared out his office in Phoenix. Earl Jr. called the bomb threat 'just a joke' at or about the time he got cuffed... read more

Tiger Wood's Mansion Sinks

Tons of people came down on Tiger Woods for banging a couple or few dozen women not his wife. Also, for texting girls during the middle of tournaments about wanting to fuck them so hard they split in half. His wife had the only valid reason to be pissed at him and he... read more

Tiger Woods Made An Ass Of Himself

For all of the stories and photos that came out of Monday night's Met Gala in New York City, I'm not even sure what the hell actually happened at that event, other than desperate women played dress-up, Kanye West rapped to his couch and Sarah Jessica Parker terrified... read more