Hide The Women And Brew, Tiger Woods Golfing Again

Tiger Woods is a great example of an athlete past their prime still holding on to unrealistic expectations. When you dabble in divorce and DUI at that age you should be ready to throw in the towel on being a decent person.  read more

Tiger Woods Swinging His Stick At Women Again

Being in a relationship with the general manager of your own restaurant should be the last thing on Tiger’s mind. She will own The Woods Restaurant when she finds out Woods has been offering extra servings of his special sausage to the waitresses and hostesses. read more

Miley Cyrus Topless, Tiger Woods Dick and Lindsey Vonn Vagina Done Been Hacked

Hacking seems very 2011. Or four years past the time Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson got the FBI involved and started arresting people with real jail time. So far less fun than it used to be. read more

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Tiger Woods Toxicology Report Is a National Emergency

Toxicology reports were force-released by an ESPN public records request, revealing Woods blood contained zero alcohol. Though a nice cocktail of Vicodin, Dilaudid (Morphine derivative), Xanax, Ambien, and weed. read more

Tiger Wood Dodges DUI Charge

When you're an A-list celebrity a DUI can lose you millions in endorsements. But Woods has already gotten that out of the way. He tried to shag every porn star he saw on video in real life. read more

Tiger Woods On the Prowl

There's no good explanation for why a dad would Tweet out a photo of himself topless in gym pose. Go on, try to think of one. read more

Tiger Woods Is So Nuts

Tiger Woods is completely insane. First off, he's half black and half Asian. Since when is that a thing? It's not that he was fucking dozens of Chili's hostesses and a few bad porn stars, it's the way he was doing it. read more

MJ Worries About Tiger

Michael Jordan has expressed concern over Tiger Woods, in a new ESPN story. Jordan says that Woods wants to retire, but doesn't want to do it while sucking so so bad: I think he really wishes he could retire, but he doesn't know how to do it yet, and I don't think he... read more

Tiger Woods Banging Another Golfer's Ex Wife

According to dubious reports Tiger Woods has been teeing off on Dorothy Boyd who divorced PGA golfer Jason Dufner in April. It is unclear if the pair started their rape fetishizing before or after the divorce, or if this ever happened. What is clear is that it's... read more

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Tiger Woods Cheated, Fuck No

According to an anonymous 'friend' of Tiger Woods, the reason Lindsey Vonn and Woods ended their two year courtship was because Tiger fell back into his old habit of banging hookers super messy after a tough day on the course. Yes, Tiger cheated again. But it wasn't with... read more

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn Call It

Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn have ended their super awkward courtship. No word on whether they will continue color coordinating. The two issued separate press releases nobody requested which explain Vonn has to concentrate on skiing and Woods has a bunch of Denny's... read more

Tiger Woods Visited By Tooth Fairy, Bangs Her in the Ass (VIDEO)

Tiger Woods went to watch Lindsey Vonn ski while rocking a creepy skull printed face mask and missing his front tooth. People noticed, because it's pretty weird and it's Tiger Woods and he's fucking Lindsay Vonn. Woods' agent released a bullshit sounding statement saying... read more