Perhaps pushed too far by today’s claims that her husband of 5 years was cheating with up to 9 different women, one of whom is a porn star, Elin Nordegren has left Tiger Woods and moved out of their Florida home. Radar Online says…
Elin Nordegren had enough and moved out of the $2.6 million Windermere home.
Tiger and his reps are keeping Elin’s move top secret and hope she will come back to the house as soon as possible. They don’t want any publicity about what is going on in the marriage since Tiger’s cheating was revealed.
Elin Nordegren just became the worlds greatest potential girlfriend. She’s a gorgeous 29-year-old Swedish girl all set to collect hundreds of millions of dollars, and you could cheat on her with up to 8 different women, or 9 as long as one wasn’t a porn star, and you’d still be a better boyfriend than Tiger. Basically just don’t push her down the stairs and you’ll be a dream come true.
Maybe she moved out of the 2.6 million dollar house and into the 39 million dollar house……..
TWO (count ‘em two) keep-a-nigga babies…….
….and she couldn’t keep him?
She can come move in with me…
She wears a man’s watch……hopefully that signals a lesbian sex-tape for future release…..
whats with the post order change? Is this pic a recycle ?
Elin, I have extra space in my basement, call me!
As a “coal-burner”…..she’s more lignite than anthracite…..
….I’d consider fucking her…..
DDM…YES….YES…………go crazy and start yelling at Brend*n…….
Since Tiger is half black and half asian he should commit Harakari and lynch himself.
Well, when do we find out who the back 9 are?
Since Tiger is half black and half asian, his ass is cooked or sushi, depends on how you look at him…………….
I want to know who scared all the squirrel away.
Earl, a retired United States Army lieutenant colonel and Vietnam War veteran, was of mixed African American, Chinese and Native American ancestry. Kultida, originally from Thailand, is of mixed Thai, Chinese, and Dutch ancestry. This makes Woods himself one-quarter Chinese, one-quarter Thai, one-quarter African American, one-eighth Native American, and one-eighth Dutch.
Keep-a-nigga babies only work if they are half black or more.
Rokan……
….this will bring them back……
http://www.headlineshirts.net/squirrels-squirrels-squirrels-t-shirt.html
what the hell is the math on a kid that’s half Aryan and half hybrid?
Watt……
….when you explain it that way…….then Elin should have kept her trap shut and her snatch open……….
…..Why did she give a shit what Tiger did…….when she was wasting her time bearing children……
….some bitches are so short-sighted…..
hi2u bb
she can stay w/me, etc, etc
Here’s my unified keep a nigga baby theory
The amount of babies required to keep a nigga is equal to the inverse of his fraction of nigga.
Example tiger is 1/4 nigga so you’d need 4 babies to keep a nigga.
I’m starting to think he may not have thought this one all the way from the tee to the green,
See what I did there?
Watt,
You may actually know what you’re talking about for once.