Early on there were reports claiming Elin Nordegren chased Tiger Woods out of the house with a golf club after confronting him about his affairs last Friday night. Today Tiger addressed that rumor as part of his public statement.
…that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
Oh but hey look at this. Less than an hour ago the Florida Highway Patrol released pictures of his Escalade, and even though he only drove a few hundred feet before crashing and no one else was in the car, the back passenger window is smashed and the interior is covered in broken glass. According to this diagram of the accident done by the Highway Patrol, that is the window that would have been closest to the house when Woods drove away. So either Tiger is lying again and Elin did this, or the neighborhood is filled with people trying to attack him.
(source = getty)
I think she was trying to put a divet in his putter.
Speaking of golf, I bet Doc could use some Canadian Club right about now.
How high is the water mama? 3 feet high and rising.
SCUM: then I will point out that I am English by birth
SUP: As ever, you are a font of knowledge, wrapped in a cave-girl strong body (fucked up shoulder notwithstanding).
<<<< Went as Boozo The Clown on Halloween.
gotta run; later all
Scum, nice Johnny Cash reference there.
Woods, is good now…strapped down and wrapped up like a gordita, with some awesome stitches
So I am guessing that this Tiger Woods crap is all we’ll be hearing about for the next 10 days straight?
lol who gives a shit? i thought all black guys cheat on their shawty’s. he’s just a playa. hate the game.
Sup: so you’re only curling Naproxin bottles today?
No scar will ever beat my scar left after I tore my achilles tendon in half.
fuck that Wood, I got the good stuff…hydros are your friend…
mebbe deebs, but this one is pretty gnarally…
I just wanted to say Hi to Nick :)
DB: You’re “forgetting” the emotional scars you got when they cancelled “Party of Five”. Just saying.
OK, OK, I’m going.
What the hell is Party Of Five?
There are pics of a smashed up car up there, are there not??
Writer-dude, just how gay are you?
Glad to hear you are alive and well (medicated) Sup. Now may be a good time to enjoy some anal sine you are all numbed up.
*since
don’t worry Tiger, if you got haters, you must be doin something right.