(NOTE: I’d like to get an erection this weekend, so I’m not gonna risk looking up Lohan pictures just because the story is about her. So instead, hey look, it’s Denise Milani decorating a Christmas tree while her huge boobs spread holiday cheer to all. Specifically to my cock.)
Two days ago it was mentioned (here) that Lindsay Lohan was allegedly caught kissing Jessica Albas husband, Cash Warren. The story was that Cash was out with his friends and Lindsay was at the same bar (A bar? Oh I know. I was surprised too). Us magazine said…
Soon after discovering one another at Villa, Warren and Lohan “ignored friends and just chatted.” The real trouble began half an hour in. “Lindsay and Cash started making out,” an onlooker tells Us.
“Lip on tongue,” the eyewitness continues, “It was raw. They were not shy!”
Another Villa patron that night gasped, “It was a shock to see the two of them kiss, but it was real.”
No one in their right mind would believe that any man would go from Jessica Alba, who is physically perfect, to Lindsay Lohan, who would be like fucking a chain link fence. But Lindsay gave E! online a denial anyway.
“Cash Warren is a BUSINESS partner, nothing more, nothing less. And I have NO interest in anything but focusing on my career/work, as well as my family, and getting everyone holiday gifts! Eeeks-stressful!”
Someone needs to go back to Writing A Denial school because none of that made any sense whatsoever. The next time she’s asked about it this dumb bitch might as well put her finger under her nose like it was a mustache and say she’s not Lindsay.
All I want for Christmas is her two front tits.
Never saw anything sexy about Christmas before now
Inspired……
…and you know who you are…..DD
wowza
Sweet baby Jesus! She could feed the whole town of Bethlehem with those.
Dear lord. Someone updated their twitter status at the altar getting married.
Then handed his wife her phone so she could do the same.
Wow.
I hope there is a decent commission arrangement with that useless Milani site…..
The Red Hat doesn’t match the Pink Top…
Obviosuly, she needs to remove the top.
I remember to write something on twitter about once a fortnight, how do people spend so much damn time updating the thing.
Dont they have a life??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWoiuXCE9Xo
::sigh::
Bren makes it sound like this is the last thread of the week.
‘course, those tits will make it to Monday with no trouble.
no, Aombie but I know a kid who likes to inhale that crap
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That minor spelling error on the previous thread gave me a great idea for a new clothing line–
Aberzombie & Snatch
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It will earn trillions of dollars. No wait. Why make trillions when I can make….. BILLIONS.
::raises eyebrow while holding pinky finger to mouth::
Lindsay wishes anyone believed this bullshit…..
Based on the Tweeting newlyweds story, I’d say the answer is a resounding no, Rem….
Twitter is their raison d’etre…..
I live for Twitter……
Rem, based on your latest tweets it looks like you wrote 11 different somethings over the course of an hour and a half. Just sayiing.
Holy silicone landscape! …they have to be leased!
PEOPLE! FOCUS!
Has this Terrifically Titted Tree Trimmer ever put the dynamic duo on display?
Ooopss…
….I meant Titter…….
http://www.voyeurweb.com/contris/WhatISaw/ws200912/20091130-123429/index.html
That’s fuckin genius Zombie….Aberzombie and Snatch, for the not-so-rich kids who don’t give a fuck and don’t wanna fit in with the polo-shirt wearing masses….
Beats the hell out of beating off to the JC Pennies catalog.