rachel uchitel is a heartbreaker

By brendon December 10, 2009 @ 5:20 PM


Elin Nordegrens nemesis Rachel Uchitel worked out this morning in New York, and I just can’t find it in me to stay mad at her. How can you not love her? She’s a successful business woman, she’s slutty, she’s tan, and she got implants that would look huge even if they were put into a girl 40 feet tall.

But I’m not the only one smitten, at least according to this email that MSNBC says Tiger wrote to her.

“I don’t know if this is going to work. I thought I was getting to know you, but it feels like I’m just another person who happens to be famous. Every time I think about it, I get a lump in my throat. … I don’t know what person I was falling for so hard. The one I got to know on the phone, e-mail, text and in person. Or the one who likes famous people. I am so confused, because what my brain is saying and what my heart is saying are two different things. … It guts me to think I’ve fallen for the wrong one.”

It takes some balls to write a letter guilt tripping your side piece for not being committed to your adulterous relationship. This guy is either a complete pussy, or everything I’ve ever wanted to be, I still can’t tell which.

(image source = splash news online and wenn)

(99) Comments

  1. avatar
    SCUM 12/10/2009 17:23

    Huge fake tits, licking her lips and holding a big banana. I wonder if she put’s out.

  2. avatar
    taz 12/10/2009 17:25

    This guy has some big balls

  3. avatar
    Watt 12/10/2009 17:28

    Jesus really?

    Why not just post a consolidated “tiger woods update” with all this bullshit in it? Then we’d get 1 woods post and more opportunity for tits.

  4. avatar
    Dicky Trick 12/10/2009 17:28

    Fucking pussy. Never fall for the side piece

  5. avatar
    pepper 12/10/2009 17:30

    Is she the side banana?

  6. avatar
    fbones 12/10/2009 17:31

    She looks like a broke Megan Fox in that picture

  7. avatar
    Rokan 12/10/2009 17:32

    “I am so confused, because what my brain is saying and what my heart is saying are two different things. …”

    Guess that’s why he listened to his cock, in the end.

  8. avatar
    Zombie 12/10/2009 17:32

    I’d like to smash those Top Gun frames with a pitching wedge.

  9. avatar
    Dicky Trick 12/10/2009 17:33

    That’s right Iceman…I am dangerous

  10. avatar
    oy 12/10/2009 17:34

    she’s got some major fake fun bags…love it!

  11. avatar
    Smacko 12/10/2009 17:36

    How come she didn’t get the big ones?

  12. avatar
    Rokan 12/10/2009 17:37


    Tiene correos.

  13. avatar
    pepper 12/10/2009 17:44

    los sapatos son muy grandes….

  14. avatar
    Zombie 12/10/2009 17:44

    The plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room.

  15. avatar
    DarkCherry 12/10/2009 17:47

    is this the first time Brando’s said side piece? is he using my wordage?

    this chick only looks good with her sunglasses on. with them off she looks like Latoya Jackson. and i’m sure all the people who contributed to the 9/11 survivors fund will be SO PLEASED their donations went to buy this dumpster tits.

  16. avatar
    The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/10/2009 17:47

    Can we get a Katy Perry post up in this bitch?

  17. avatar
    SCUM 12/10/2009 17:49

    DC, are your really coming to S.F.?

  18. avatar
    pepper 12/10/2009 17:50

    SCUM, try not to sound desperate………

  19. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/10/2009 17:51

    DC, please elaborate on how she gots free tits from the 9/11 fund?

  20. avatar
    DarkCherry 12/10/2009 17:54

    SCUM – in April, yes.

    DDMcg – her fiancee died on 9/11 he was working in one of the towers. she went on to do those like survivor talk shows, magazine interviews, grossly capitalizing on his death. she received funds for her grief.

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