The Sun has gotten the first look at Tara Reids Playboy cover, as well as a glimpse into the worlds most poorly thought out fake excuse.
She was left with unsightly scars following botched surgery but after a tidy up, Tara is now confident with how she looks.
“I got it fixed and now I’m OK, and I want people to know that I’m OK,” she explained in a recent interview.
“I’ve been OK now for the last five or six years but people only show old pictures which is so unfair and that’s part of the reason why I did the Playboy shoot - to show the world this is me and this is what I look like.”
When she says “old pictures”, Tara is referring to (NSFW) these. From 2004, when her dress slipped off her shoulder revealing the implants her surgeon put in while wearing mittens and balancing on a ball. But this picture is from July, and she looks like hell there too. When you get lipo then regain the weight, your skin gets those ripples or can hang loose. It that July picture she sort of looks like a penis. She’ll no doubt look amazing in Playboy, but the same amount of photoshopping could have rounded off her legs and made her look like a penis in sunglasses, as if it were an ad for condoms or a really terrible PSA.
NAKED UPDATE - now with her Playboy pics, starting here.
photoshop can not be of help.
I find it hard to believe that people actually buy this magazine.
Playboy is running out of people to put in their magazine apparently. I’m sure we will see a Tiger’s sluts special in the near future.
There are always those too dumb to access porn on the internet Pepper
haha title needs to be corrected:
“Reid poses for Playboy photographer, Graphic designer dies 24 hours later from photoshop exhaustion.”
It took so long because they had to wait for Photoshop CS4 to come out
christ you could paint a chevy black with all the eyeliner that raccoon-eyed waste of life has on.
Morning Easterners: I am back in Lotusland for a few weeks and … it’s supposed to snow. I’m not happy Bob, not happy.
p.s. Woods = The Deltoid … I guess I need to work on the fake tan and hair gel to live up to this moniker
This woulda been a good idea back in 1998…..When both Tara and Playboy were marginally relevant…
how are they gonna make magda’s stomach look normal?
Like you said earlier DDM, body doubles
They could use a bunch of clothespegs on her back skin to make her gut flaps disappear.
Or they could’ve realized this was a worse idea than asking Morgan Fairchild to do a spread.
There for a minute I thought Tara was stepping up to admit she fu*ked tiger as well…
they had Ron Rayguns daughter in there years ago. That was pretty ruff too.
I found an original picture, before they worked their photoshop magic.
http://tinyurl.com/ye2co2r
just as i bit into an English muffin with strawberry jelly, nice timing red.
Strawberry jelly is perfect! Ha!
Timing is everything, enjoy your breakfast!
ugh, I want everyone to know I recycle, and I’m willing to dispose of her properly.
i before e, except if you’re jewish right? Does that make tara yuden?
Nah, too many folds of skin still attached DDM