This is apparently the only website in America that Playboy reads other than their own, because I get yelled at every time I post their pictures even though this is the internet and anyone can find anything at anytime. Here’s a video of Spock singing about Hobbits. Neither of those things even fukcing exist, and yet that’s a video of them together, so you can sure as hell find pictures from the most famous magazine in the world.
Point being, the January issue with Tara Reid is now out, and the Playboy website (NSFW) will have her entire pictorial starting Monday, but until then there are two low-quality magazine scans here and here.
The January issue is also the one with the 2009 Playmate review and voting for Playmate of the Year, so everyone should go vote (NSFW) for my beloved Kimberly Phillips.
I’ve never met her but she’s physically perfect and she seems nice. I don’t want her to end up as one of those prostitutes or porn stars. Speaking of porn, would it kill them to stop having scenes begin with the girl alone against a wall dancing. 100 percent of them are either too high or too ashamed to do anything sexy, so they all look like those girls in ‘Taken’ forced to dance during their auction.
The other thing porn needs to stop doing is cutting to the guy during the money shot. I time my big finish around that, and all I want to see is the imaginary bullseye on the girls tongue, not some sweaty bisexual ape grunting. If I wanted to see some guy come, I would be watching gay porn, not ‘ATM Schoolgirl Sluts: POV’. I don’t even wanna see his blurry reflection in the KY smeared on her tits, and I wanna hunt down and execute the people who do a 30 second cut to the guy so he can mumble some dialogue. Because now, through no fault or desire of my own, now I’m jacking off to a naked guy with a hard on, and half way through what should have been my triumphant finale I’m in panic mode, looking around the room for anything else to focus on, which is why I’ve jacked off to ESPN on more than one occasion, and why now I get an erection every time football comes on.
So many words. Disturbing!
Airbrusher’s earning dbl time on this one
Someone deserves a Special Affects award for airbrushing those photos.
No muff shots? I’d still hit. I think she has a pretty face.
Somehow this turned kinda ghey at the end
-is a non-proud member of the “I fucked Tara Reid when she was drunk” group therapy club.
Even at her hottest, nakid and on a cot in the back room of Club 101 in NYC, she never looked this good!
thats some serious airburshing….
and RR from previous, that is the new toy….
Photoshop CS5 is out ALREADY?
I clicked the NSFW link to Kimberly Phillips, and WTF??? Is she a Barbie Doll or something?
The Bitch has NO slit?!
I’d stuff taras meat wallet full of my ben franklin
Wow, that’s a lot of Photoshop! Her breasts and body look kinda good, but her face is really weird.
Point being, the January issue with Tara Reid is now out, and the Playboy website (NSFW) will have her entire pictorial starting Monday, but until then there are two low-quality scans here and here.
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I think she looks best at low resolution…….why would I want to look at a high resolution?
PUKE!!!
They may as well publish pictures of monkeys flinging shit at each other. That would be as relevant and representative to the true Tara Reid than these shopped pictures are. FAIL!
B, where are the pictures that you sent him.
Ha ha….I don’t. he is too young to trust with such things…..
How young?
she nabs another victim
…i kid i kid
cat food petsmart > espn football
although fun fun to play with, only 21 and just turned it…he is a hotheaded little punk and I’d prefer not to end up all over isshefilthy or something when I finally tick him off :P
“Come on baby, I’ll send you one of me just out of the shower if you send me one, you can cover your face so nobody will know who you are. I wanna see my girls titties. Pleaseeeeee”
Pepper, RE: wine what do you like? French, Italian, red, white?
Hotheaded little punk with a flair for steamy mirror shots and salty throat drops.