12.01.2009 tiger really loves whores

Elin Nordegren

Actually that’s his wife in the picture above, but believe me when I tell you, the whore’s are comin’. It all began with Whore Zero, Rachel Uchitel, who has repeatedly denied any affair with Woods. And yet…

Rachel has offered little explanation about how she ended up in Australia at the same time and at the same hotel as Tiger just weeks ago.

Now there’s this from Us Weekly…

A Los Angeles cocktail waitress says she had a steamy 31-month fling with Tiger Woods and has a voicemail recording and text messages to prove it.
Jaimee Grubbs, now 24, says she began having an affair with Woods, 33, in April 2007.
…they went on to have 20 sexual encounters.

And this from Radar Online

Several other women are coming forward claiming they had affairs with Tiger Woods.
…we have confirmed that at least two more women are being linked to Tiger in sexual affairs and that one cheating story could appear as early as Thursday.

I think it’s safe to say he didn’t think this all the way through. He’s maybe the most famous person on earth. Of course he got caught. The Statue of Liberty could go buy some weed and have a better chance at getting away with it than he did.


(51) Comments

  1. oy 12/01/2009 17:14

    every two dollar whore will be coming out for a moment in the spot light…

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/01/2009 17:15

    us weekly and radar online? why don’t you just quote the enquirer or a 14 year old gossip girl living down the street?

  3. oy 12/01/2009 17:16

    i dont get chicks - clearly a whore but why let everyone that you’re one?! “slept with tiger woods” - really?! not just another black guy?!

    goes to show you kids - stay in school!

  4. Rokan 12/01/2009 17:16

    I like whores, what’s in it for me?

  5. oy 12/01/2009 17:17

    oh and for the record - his wife is fine as dew on green grass in mid august morning, but a few years from now, we’ll be looking at a major burnout (see rachel hunter)

  6. oy 12/01/2009 17:18

    ROkan - if you are tiger woods, a 7 iron to the head

  7. DB's Treasure 12/01/2009 17:18

    I don’t know what to say about this

    ——> http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Fail467.jpg

  8. Observer 12/01/2009 17:19

    Well…….heaven knows…..chicks don’t lie about things……

    ….especially if there’s a chance of making money……

  9. oy 12/01/2009 17:20

    DBs - why’s the big deal?! i always wanted to grab a chicks tits while pounding her from behind…

  10. Observer 12/01/2009 17:20

    DB’s Treasure……

    ….either she is an owl….or she flipped her tits over her shoulders…..

  11. Zombie 12/01/2009 17:24

    Chicks who wear Citizens most likely have a butch attitude.

  12. SsnakeOil 12/01/2009 17:28

    What’s the big deal? I had sex with Tiger Woods, too.

  13. Observer 12/01/2009 17:30

    If I ever have sex…..it will definitely be in the woods……

    ….but not with a tiger……

  14. SsnakeOil 12/01/2009 17:30

    Why does this Rachel Uchitel woman need a lawyer? Is this a publicity stunt?

  15. SomeoneluvsU 12/01/2009 17:31

    There, there, Elin.
    Put that 7 iron down and come set on Uncle Someones lap and let me make it all better.

  16. Watt 12/01/2009 17:32

    Tora, tora, tora!

  17. Observer 12/01/2009 17:32

    I’m not in to “black” men (well….not that much)…..

    ….but he seems ugly……why do chicks love him so?

  18. Rokan 12/01/2009 17:33

    DB,
    You could tittie-fuck that chick’s back fat, then cum in her hair.

    Its a dream come true!!!

  19. Zombie 12/01/2009 17:37

    Tiger Woods may be an international man of dickery, but I’ll bet only his wife calls him Eldrick in between the sheets. There’s something to be said about such a sacred bond.

  20. pepper 12/01/2009 17:38

    It looks like it will be the year of the CAT.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79ABz4m4lJI&feature=related

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