No doubt encouraged by Us magazine releasing his voicemails and Radar Online reporting that he paid for Rachel Uchitel to go with him on a trip to Australia last month, Tiger Woods has posted a statement on his website admitting his affairs, asking for privacy and apologizing for his behavior. Some highlights…
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect.
… that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
… I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.
Golf Digest says Tiger has made over $750 million during his career, so he better pray his wife sticks around. They’ve been married 5 years and have a kid. She would make hundreds of millions in a divorce settlement after all this.
If she knows what’s best she’ll swallow her pride and forget it ever happened. He’s already replaced her several times. He could spend 100 million on some elaborate plan to kill her and still come out 300 million dollars ahead. Hell for 100 million he could probably turn her into a newt or send her back to caveman days. Best of luck prosecuting that. Those things might not even be illegal.
I have some simple advice for those considering marriage.
If you can’t stay faithful don’t get married. Marriage is contract and if you break it, you pay.
I just took a major shit and have to rehydrate
….that’s what walking on the moon feels like then…..
A pre-nup would have been smart.
I too have some simple advice for those considering marriage.
RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
….my eyes are turning blue…that’s awesome - i’ll have to get some Hate-o-rade to replenish the lost fluids…..wow, that was a growler…. phew….. gotta get out of my office for an hour….well happy lunch everyone
How many pre-nups have language to protect a dipshit from the consequences of his infidelity? And what woman would sign one that did?
TITS, no marriage+no kids= lots of money for booze, dope and whores.
Scum, I think we’re reading the same book.
Scum, I thought you have a daughter named Leisa?
I have never been married, my daughter is grown up and my gf makes more money then I do. I win.
Cali, good advice. You and I should just skip straight to the honeymoon.
DC - as a woman, youy should not try to cover the fact that 100% of womenkind is dreaming about the day when prince charming sweeps off your their feet
So lets say I’m one of the greatest athletes of all time and I make around 70 million to 150 million dollars a year. Then I started banging this fine ass swedish supermodel who is suddenly very interested in me…don’t you think she just might be interested in more than my personality??
The smart thing for anyone who makes millions of dollars to do is protect themselves with a pre-nup. And to answer your question, women sign pre-nups every damn day because they’re pretty much all stupid and desperate.
Zombie, for a second I though it read that I had a daughter named Leisa.
Marriage ain’t for everyone. I doubt I’ll be married before 30 if at all
^____sweeps THEM off their feet….
still high on the self made methane….
oy - been there. done that. no need for round two. i do not make a good wife.
Marriage is very easy for guys……..divorce is quite profitable for dames…..
…..and even if he splits the remainder of his 750 mil……..I suspect that after the 2nd hundred million……….there are a lot of inconveniences that unnoticable…..
….the wife needs to do a NPV analysis of the value of the settlement + Child support vs. the value of Tiger’s future endorsement earnings……
If I were her…….I’d let him fuck around…..
Fuck getting married, and I’m sick of the black professional athletes stealing all our white bitches.