The good news for Tiger Woods is that the Florida Highway Patrol is ending the investigation they never really began after Woods’ car crash. The bad news is absolutely everything else.
Us Weekly now says it has confirmed the Enquirer report that Woods had an affair with Rachel Uchitel. On top of that the Enquirer produced, “an on-the-record interview with a friend and multiple sources who passed polygraphs.” To make bad even worse, Us has released a few of the text messages allegedly sent from Woods to a woman named Jamie Grubbs.
“I will wear you out…when was the last time you got (bleeped)?” one message read.
Another one from Tiger read, “Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”
Now Grubbs is claiming that during her affair with Woods his wife became suspicious. According to Grubbs, Woods said, “My wife went through my phone and may be calling you.”
And here’s a text to Woods from his wife Elin Nordegren, sent about two minutes from now…
“Im’a get two hardcore pipe-hitting niggaz down here, and let them go at ya with a hammer and a blowtorch.”
Radar Online says Grubbs and Uchitel are not the only two women that Woods had affairs with, and several others are in negotiations with various media outlets. Nordegren hasn’t made any public statement yet, either personally or through an attorney. She did meet with a divorce attorney, but the lawyer couldn’t remember anything she said because while Elin was talking the lawyers eyes rolled around in his head like a slot machine and landed on dollar signs, and when he looked at Elin she turned into a big bag of money.
MORE GOOD NEWS UPDATE - now it’s being reported that Grubbs was telling castmates on her VH1 show about the affair over a year ago.
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Fuck you Tiger! Didnt you get the memo? Black guys are only supposed to screw the fatties and leave the hot white women for us to fight over.
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Here is the video as to what really happened that night.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i5FlC1MpkE&feature=player_embedded
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“Us Weekly now says it has confirmed the Enquirer report”
You have got to be fucking kidding me!?!?!?!? the second biggest tabloid gossip rag, is now confirming a bullshit story from the biggest tabloid gossip rag, and you are quoting them. absolutely fucking hilarious.
worthless whores, desperate for money, celebrity, and fame, will say ANYTHING to ANYONE willing to listen and offer to pay them. In fact, I will tell you that i had multiple 3 sums with Tiger and his wife if you promise you will pay me. Stupid worthless whores are nothing more then stupid worthless whores. This country if chock full to the brim with worthless whores and generic meat heads.
i just noticed something and want to clarify: I do not consider myself a stupid worthless whore. Thank you and have a wonderful evening.
I would say the only ones to profit from this will be his wife’s lawyer. Well, his lawyer will get his share too, but her lawyer will be moving to the Bahamas after this…
DDM-
Actually, we are all stupid, worthless whores in the grand scale and scheme of the universe. Our greatest accomplishments are nothing compared to the birth of a star, or the collapse of one into itself, forming a void that we will never understand that leads to a “place” we cannot even begin to fathom. But maybe that’s just me…
Hey Tiger!
That’s my line, you fuckstick. I say that. I wear women out. They beg me to stop. Me. Not you. Get it straight.
I’ll get back to you on that ukicked.
hah, thanks Tony
Clarifying: Get back to you on whether fathoming the universe is just you.
I figured it was that and not the fuckstick thing :)
Yeah, I just wanted to make sure that anyone stumbling into the conversation understood. I don’t doubt your intelligence, I do doubt the intelligence of the all the mouth breathers that occupy this planet.