tiger woods is still hittin this

By brendon December 29, 2009 @ 2:01 PM


Tiger Woods hasn’t been seen in public for almost a month, essentially in hiding since the National Enquirer broke the story on Thanksgiving day that he was cheating on his wife with Rachel Uchitel. The good news is he’s been spending that time working on his relationship and making amends for his past transgressions. The bad news is he’s doing it with the whore, not his wife. The Sun says…

Tiger Woods has been seen partying with his alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel.
Woods, 33, and Uchitel, 34, were spotted holding hands at a party in Palm Beach, Florida, on Sunday night … (they also) partied together the previous night at a club.
Some sources told Entertainment Tonight they are living together in the Florida resort.

It’s been reported that a divorce could cost Tiger somewhere around 300 million dollars, so this Rachel chick better be a lunatic in bed. And I don’t just mean ATM and swallowing and three-ways with teen runaways they picked up at the strip club and who let you film it, I mean her vagina better be lined with studded velvet and vibrate when you’re inside it, and then when she comes gold coins fall out of her.

(45) Comments

  1. avatar
    HoboNutsACk 12/29/2009 14:04

    Nice camel toe…..

  2. avatar
    Zombie 12/29/2009 14:05

    I would be too. Christ, look at that toe.

  3. avatar
    whatizdat 12/29/2009 14:05

    Gotta loose the aviator glasses then play with that toe all day long!

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    Watt 12/29/2009 14:13

    Tigers problem is he married. Tigers gotta learn how to carry his hoes not marry them.

    And I’m with the mass of durdenites here. That should be hit many times.

  5. avatar
    taz 12/29/2009 14:13

    that can’t be true

  6. avatar
    The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/29/2009 14:18

    Whoa, Z (from last post), didn’t realize that the drummer of Avenged Sevenfold died.

    Hmm, natural causes…

  7. avatar
    pepper 12/29/2009 14:19

    She toerments me………………….

  8. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 12/29/2009 14:21

    I’d hit that with the intensity of the drummer from Avenged Sevenfold….oh, wait. Never mind.

  9. avatar
    pepper 12/29/2009 14:25

    Who wants tickets to see Avenged Sixfold?

  10. avatar
    jack ass 12/29/2009 14:27

    Sevenfold = garbage…..

  11. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 12/29/2009 14:29

    Not bad Pepper. Hey I see she’s wearing your cock ring around her neck.

  12. avatar
    Watt 12/29/2009 14:31



    Oops wrong band.

  13. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 12/29/2009 14:40

    I heard the drummer from Spinal Tap died too.

    Rasinettes are delicious.

    Who farted?

  14. avatar
    Zombie 12/29/2009 14:41

    A7X’s first couple of albums were okay… then they went mainstream to gain more fame, money, and groupies but lost a lot of fans in the process.

  15. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 12/29/2009 14:46

    Good thing is, you can always bounce back after a drummer or bassist dies. Lead singers and guitarists are the toughest.

  16. avatar
    The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/29/2009 14:47

    Yeah Rusty, ask Alice in Chains or Drowning Pool about that.

  17. avatar
    The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/29/2009 14:49

    But Led Zeppelin is the exception to the dead drummer rule.

    I personally am bored by Led Zeppelin but I know lots of people worship them.

  18. avatar
    BALLSY 12/29/2009 14:49


  19. avatar
    Tom Foolery 12/29/2009 14:56

    Of course I come back to a Tiger Woods post, Z I actually enjoy A7X and have met the band a few times (they grew up in my neighboring town the same high school year) but their first few albums were their best ones by far and sucks that the drummer died. Rusty: might be at the hard rock in diego for new years son

  20. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 12/29/2009 14:58

    And Sublime, and Blind Melon

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