Tiger Woods hasn’t been seen in public for almost a month, essentially in hiding since the National Enquirer broke the story on Thanksgiving day that he was cheating on his wife with Rachel Uchitel. The good news is he’s been spending that time working on his relationship and making amends for his past transgressions. The bad news is he’s doing it with the whore, not his wife. The Sun says…
Tiger Woods has been seen partying with his alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel.
Woods, 33, and Uchitel, 34, were spotted holding hands at a party in Palm Beach, Florida, on Sunday night … (they also) partied together the previous night at a club.
Some sources told Entertainment Tonight they are living together in the Florida resort.
It’s been reported that a divorce could cost Tiger somewhere around 300 million dollars, so this Rachel chick better be a lunatic in bed. And I don’t just mean ATM and swallowing and three-ways with teen runaways they picked up at the strip club and who let you film it, I mean her vagina better be lined with studded velvet and vibrate when you’re inside it, and then when she comes gold coins fall out of her.