For the first few days after the story broke, Rachel Uchitel was still denying having an affair with Tiger Woods. When asked why she was so often in the same place at the same time as Tiger, she always had a convenient excuse. Just as she no doubt will for why she and Tiger were just a few miles apart all weekend.
Rachel Uchitel, the first woman romantically linked to Tiger Woods, told friends she had booked a plane ticket last Friday to West Palm Beach, just seven-and-a-half miles from the North Palm Beach marina where Woods’ yacht “Privacy” was docked over the weekend, and about 20 miles from his Jupiter Island home, Fox411.com has learned.
News of Woods’ and Uchitel’s close proximity over the weekend came as mutual friends told Fox411.com that the two are still very much in love and still very much an item, and they have no plans on ending their relationship anytime soon.
“Tiger and Rachel are still very much in love,” an insider said. “They are still in communication and they’re just trying to figure out how to make it work so they can be together.”
Uchitel reportedly told friends she was going to Palm Beach to visit her mom for Christmas, but according to my sources, Christmas is still 11 days away (TYLER EXCLUSIVE!). So either Rachel is lying again, or a calendar would be a good gift if you end up being Rachel’s Secret Santa.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK!?!?!?!?
God damnit, Brend8n!!!!!
I don;t fucking care anymore. He quit fucking and golfing. he’s not even technically a man anymore.
Bring back the tits.
And what the fuck is going on here?
DB,
Is this you?
http://www.wwtdd.com/enlargedimage/?back_to=/?attachment_id=457582&postid=457582
Tiger really needs to rename that fucking yacht…
Maybe “S.S. WHOREMASTER” or “NOT FEELIN’ ELIN” would suffice.
Any suggestions, panel?
So they’re in love? Well, that makes it okay.
Thundercunt, how about “For Sale”?
Rokan, negative. My jacket is black.
What about “Monkey Business?” I hear that goes well for high profile cheaters.
I am so fucking tired of anonymous sources or sources who spoke on condition of anonymity, etc.
If you’re going to say it, you need to be identified so when it turns out to be complete bullshit we know who to put in the stocks!
So speaks the man wearing Mark III armor,
SS WHOREMASTER would be awesome.
::marks on list of things to buy::
And here I though he’d name it “hooked on an elin.”
of course he did. Why wouldn’t he have.
Watt +1
SS “One Part Asian, One Part Magic Johnson”
“they’re just trying to figure out how to make it work so they can be together.”
i’m going to give them some advice here. I’d call it “free” advice, but i’m really hoping to figure out a way to charge him for it.
the first thing he should do is divorce his wife. he’s his own man and the chicks can’t keep their hands off him so he doesn’t need that monogamy bullshit in his life anymore. So what if she gets a few hundred mil? He can always make more.
Then he can run off with Rachel and the two of them will be happy together forever. I’m pretty confident about this, because Rachel Uchitel really seems like the kind of girl you settle down with. I’m sure she’s looking for some stability in her life right now too, and Tiger Woods is just the sort of man who can keep her satisfied.
Things are about to start looking up for Tiger
“For Sale”, that’s great haha.
More like the SS Minnow, because his ass is about to be castaway.
Tiger is such a pussy. He needs to play through it. Win a few tournies and everyone will forget this shit.
I think the real burning sports issue that we should worry about is how to get Jerry Jones to sell the Dallas Cowboys so someone who isn’t a brain dead inbred hick can run the team.
It’s December, must be time to piss away the division lead and let the fucking Philadelphia Eagles take control. FUCK IT!
YEAH FUCK THE EAGLES!
Tony, would it matter if they had December success? They’d just lose the first playoff game any way.