JUDE LAW AND SIENNA MILLER - are back together. Or at least they were on Thanksgiving. “They had no problem flaunting their love right in the middle of the restaurant. They definitely looked like they were head-over-heels for each other.” Of course Jude Law would stick his dick in a beehive and go down on his own reflection, so Sienna better cool her jets. (star)
RACHEL UCHITEL - says she has only met Tiger Woods briefly on two occasions and has offered to take a lie detector test to prove they’re not having an affair. If she answers all the questions honestly, it will save her reputation and earn 10 points for Gryffindor. (new york post)
JAKE GYLLENHAAL - really wants to marry Reese Witherspoon. Unfortunately for him, “There’s a huge attraction between them … but Jake can be a little overbearing at times, and Reese is really happy with life right now. So why change that?” Sounds like Reese is a little too comfortable. Jake should go out one night and pick up some whore. Of course whores are pretty much my answer to everything. (people)
JESSICA SIMPSON - made this dress beg for mercy last night as her sister Ashlee made her Broadway debut in ‘Chicago’. It sort of looks like a boa constrictor just ate a wild pig. Sexy, right? (splash)
i’ll be spraying my seed all over her fat face
I always dress my bratwurst in over excessive condiments.
should’ve done playboy several years back, in lieu of the playboy she’ll be doing 15 years from now(ref. Lisa Rina)
If you’re being ridiculed, nationwide, for being heavy then the LAST thing you should be wearing is anything with horizontal lines or patterns. Jessica just asks for it nowadays. Fuck it.
But I’d still spill miles of nut butter in her thick ass.
Whats wrong with her?
She’s not Kelly Clarkson size….
Sounds like NPD has been reading /b/
Z: I’ve been home for thanksgiving for a week.
What happened to her ass? Did it all migrate to her stomach and face?
I wonder how much money she’s got left?! her singing days are over, her “acting” career is dismal at best……. i think it’s time for the Romo/Simpson tape to surface already
Is that a size 2?
Jude Law, living definition of the term “man whore”.
The git
Agreed Deebs, her curves are lost in this dress, pics don’t lie
Leave JLH out of this someoneluvsu
she looks top heavy in a pregnant way somehow…. and the makeup artist that fucked up her face needs to be fired immidiately
Hey Rem,
I thought the British public is up in arms about Afghanistan? Yet your gov’t is sending more troops? Wow 500 more… fuck heads!
Seriously. 500 should be a bloody outrage!
We are??
News to me Slaappy. I dont read the papers or watch the news much.
To be honest, the sense of apathy around Afghanistan is pretty pathetic on all sides.
Everyone thinks its a bad thing, and everyone complains and moans when another soldier dies, but no-one wants to actually do anything about it.
Its not like there’s oil there. When everyone was promising to bomb Afghanistan back to teh stone age, the Afghans all rubbed their hands together and said “Oooh, upgrades”.
Gotta give props to Tony Romo for dumping Jessica on her birthday. That was some heartless (and funny) shit, especially considering he knew it’d be all over the media. I’m expecting to see Taylor Swift sitting in a suite during the playoffs this season.
Jessica has never looked better.
Yes she has Chubby: http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jessica-simpson-maxim-2008-hot-100.jpg
I would worm her.
There you go, Watt. That didn’t take long.