carrie prejean needs a tighter bikini

By brendon January 15, 2010 @ 1:51 PM


Carrie Prejean is in Hawaii today with her boyfriend Kyle Boller, and when they were frolicking in the water he was so busy picking through her hair the same way monkeys do, he didn’t seem to notice that most of her right breast was exposed. Her fans are gonna be so disappointed. The only frolicking she should be doing is with our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

(source = fame pictures)

(130) Comments

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    LittleSpaceMonkey 01/15/2010 13:55

    And we’re back to vapid nearly naked girls. The pervs can relax again. Hooray for the pervs! :)

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    DarkCherry 01/15/2010 13:55

    this bitch needs to just be shot.

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    LittleSpaceMonkey 01/15/2010 13:56

    I agree DarkCherry. She’s a dumbass mofo.

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    D. Znuts 01/15/2010 13:56


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    DarkCherry 01/15/2010 14:00

    ah and her boyfriend is the QB for the Rams.

    so completely failing at your job must be the common trait that brought them together.

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    whatizdat 01/15/2010 14:00

    How come Pepper had a video of her masturbaiting earlier today and NPD makes no mention of this.


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    Zombie 01/15/2010 14:04

    DarkCherry is bitter about all the attention Carrie Prejean has received for her exhibitionism.

    Quit hating and take notes, you fucking chode.

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    Rusty Sanchez 01/15/2010 14:05

    She need to be shot alright…with a semi-viscous fluid on her face and lower back.

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    LittleSpaceMonkey 01/15/2010 14:05

    Is this all she wants out of life? Mediocrity?

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    Von Schirach 01/15/2010 14:08

    My Blackberry is an asshole!

  11. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 01/15/2010 14:09

    Space monkey, I think you may have gone to the wrong website. I think you’re looking for Perez Hilton’s site.

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    Von Schirach 01/15/2010 14:10

    I have no clue who this is, by the way.

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    Von Schirach 01/15/2010 14:11

    Is she one of Tiger’s whores?

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    DarkCherry 01/15/2010 14:12

    Z – i dislike her for hiding her homophobia behind God and no other reason.

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    LittleSpaceMonkey 01/15/2010 14:14

    I know which website I’m at, Rusty. I love this website. I’ve been viewing the content here for years. I know it’s hard to believe that there can be more than one type of person who enjoys this website, yet here we sit. High five!

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    pepper 01/15/2010 14:17

    LittleSpaceMonkey, you need to get!!!

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    SuperB 01/15/2010 14:17

    Fuck My Life, its sonic cup time, earlier than normal today.

    Was this the Miss Cali boobjob homophobe whore?

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    DB's Treasure 01/15/2010 14:17

    I see nothing physically wrong with this hot piece of pussy.

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    Von Schirach 01/15/2010 14:19

    Oh, is she that homophobe beauty pageant contestant? I’m pretty sure mediocrity is her destiny.

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    LittleSpaceMonkey 01/15/2010 14:19

    Get what, pepper? What is it that’s bothering you? Is it that I’m not saying cum and cunt in all of my sentences? Cum cunt cum cunt. There you go. Happy New Year!

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