go kill yourself

By brendon January 05, 2010 @ 6:36 PM


Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pulled off one of the greatest practical jokes of all time today in NYC, when they ditched the paparazzi by going into a store that sells masks. A few minutes later an old gypsy and a scary monkey in a hat came out, but there was no sign of Ashlee and Pete. “Where did they go”, the paparazzi presumably asked one another as the hours slowly passed.

Well guess what? Let’s just say that monkey was probably wearing a hat to hold in all of his secrets.

(source = inf daily)

(128) Comments

  1. avatar
    Zombie 01/05/2010 18:39

    Quite a fucking improvement for both.

  2. avatar
    DB's Treasure 01/05/2010 18:41

    The title of this thread says it all.

  3. avatar
    Tito's Anal Adventures 01/05/2010 18:42

    They live in a world of their own.
    I don’t know if that’s good or bad…

  4. avatar
    pepper 01/05/2010 18:43

    and the lesbo theme continues…….

  5. avatar
    meatbydapound 01/05/2010 18:45

    Pete Wentz is a bad ass. Like he’s not running the gauntlet on 17 year old ass like a priest at a little league game.

  6. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 01/05/2010 18:46

    Last time I saw a monkey that scary he was running into the stands at a Piston’s game trying to fight fans that threw beer on him.

  7. avatar
    Zombie 01/05/2010 18:46

    Check out the nĂ­gger in the top right of the banner pic. He’s wondering if the monkey is his daddy.

  8. avatar
    SCUM 01/05/2010 18:51

    What’s more fun then a Barrel of Monkeys?

  9. avatar
    SCUM 01/05/2010 18:51

    Shooting a Barrel of Monkeys.

  10. avatar
    Zombie 01/05/2010 18:54

    In New York monkeys walking down the street with old white ladies is typical, right George?

  11. avatar
    pepper 01/05/2010 18:57


  12. avatar
    DB's Treasure 01/05/2010 18:59

    I’m outta here, yambags.

  13. avatar
    SuperB 01/05/2010 19:00

    Did you guys hear about Planned Parenthood’s new pregnancy test for blacks, to save money this year?

    Put a banana up the vajayjay, and if it comes out half eaten, another monkey’s on its way!!

  14. avatar
    Watt 01/05/2010 19:07

    Stupid post where’s the tits?

  15. avatar
    BALLSY 01/05/2010 19:12

    ok superB you are ok

  16. avatar
    pepper 01/05/2010 19:13

    Super, the first thing I will do tonight is check to see if the banana has been eaten…….

  17. avatar
    SCUM 01/05/2010 19:18

    Or the cooch is rotten Sup.

  18. avatar
    meatbydapound 01/05/2010 19:23

    I hate work so much right now. I wish I could buy a midget to sit underneath my desk and slowly caress my ball sack while whispering sweet nothings to my hairy man vag.

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    Rusty Sanchez 01/05/2010 19:23

    I think if you’re gonna stick a bananna up a ninja’s cooter, douse it with some Hennesy’s and light that shit on fire for some black bananna flambe.

  20. avatar
    SCUM 01/05/2010 19:24

    Meat, Pepper ans DB are both short.

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