Victoria Silvstedt has been in St Barths all week, and now that we know she’s a professional prostitute, I of course assume every guy she’s with is paying her for sex. Even lamer are the guys who seem to be randomly approaching her to talk. As if they can’t even get up the nerve to hire her. The only way they could be any sadder when it comes to begging for sex is if they took their pants off, pointed at their erection and then whimpered while a tear rolled down their cheek.
Hey bitch, I got $50 and a car.
And LoRider ends the week with 2 count’em TWO first posts! FIST, motherfuckas!
It used to mean so much more back when other people read the site too.
Phuck.
At least the chick in my avatar has one hot boob.
Gross… Look at her left tit in pic #3. I don’t even have a backseat for that shit.
You got a point, Z. And you just saved me $50. Thanks, bud!
I’d thumb this chick’s crap-socket
There is an alien lifeform hatching inside her tit.
She looks just like that other washed-up plastic Barbie that used to be married to Lamas. WTF is her name? I guess skank works for both.
I pointed at my erection and whimpered once. Its a great way to get your dick sucked.
The last hour of work is the absolute worst.
I hear you Watt. I’ve been contemplating sipping some jack out of a Starbucks cup to keep from snapping on the fat chicks here at work. I’m getting Myrtle Beach drunk tonight.
I bet her cock socket looks like a Venus fly trap with a yeast infection. Her herpes burns at the same temperature as the surface of the sun.
http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/records.php
Nsfw but check out the denmark record:
Target ejaculation - women
#1. all over bull’s eye! :-)
That orgasm record would be intense. He had to be shooting blanks by #6
look at that freak who jerked it for almost 8 hours! His cock must look like a cherry popsicle.
Didn’t she admit to being a paid whore when she was 17?
I seem to remember her doing an interview on Howard Stern where she admitted to it.
Some rich dude was paying for her ass back then, which means she has been living by the “oldest profession” for half her life…
Lisa Rinna - Harry Hamlin + a blond wig + slight career change
[...] other ladies fritting around half naked today are Victoria Silvstedt, who is an actual whore (as in literally a prostitute) and Rachel Zoe, who looks like she’s been dead since about [...]
She was definatly sexier when she was younger
http://www.tifdb.com/models/victoria_silvstedt/504/image/8423
The fake silicone bags are horrendous! You can see the ripple edge on her left tit in pic 3. Still, I would come all over it and then make her clean it up herself and cook my dinner. Too much?