01.13.2010 jay leno says he’ll quit NBC too, is a bad liar

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(NOTE - I started to put up a picture of Jay leno, then I realized what i was doing and stopped. Instead, it’s internet superstar Shay Maria and her spectacular rack.)

People don’t generally stop being jackasses overnight, so it’s hard to believe that Jay Leno magically has some integrity and decency now, but at least one person claims he does, and they say Leno wants to walk away from NBC because of the way they’ve handled the lat night fiasco. Rob Shuter over on PopEater says…

Sources close to the former ‘Tonight Show’ host tell me Leno is furious with the way NBC has treated him and Conan O’Brien and is considering walking away from the entire mess with his head held high. “Now that Conan has made it clear he is leaving the troubled network, Jay is considering doing the same. They have put Jay in a terrible position. It looks like he is the reason that Conan is now without a job. Jay is a great guy and it’s not fair that due to NBC’s stupidity he looks like the bad guy.”

The degree to which NBC completely lost their shit is still stunning. Conan hosted ‘Late Night’ for 16 years. 16 god damn years. He’s really good. People really like him. Lots of really smart and funny people think he’s really smart and funny. But the prep school inbreds at NBC panicked and had no plan and now the third longest running show in TV history is sort of tarnished forever. How exactly does one get a job running NBC, because freaking the fuck out and making an ass out of myself seems like something I could do.


(48) Comments

  1. pepper 01/13/2010 13:01

    I’d hit that ass!!!

  2. RemSteale 01/13/2010 13:02

    Agreed, its a nice ass

  3. pepper 01/13/2010 13:02

    just kill Jimmy Fallon and the story is over…..that guy is a fucking idiot, he was unfunny at SNL……..who did he blow to get the job?

  4. Watt 01/13/2010 13:04

    Now THOSE ARE TITS!

    I call bullshit on Leno walking.

    The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon would never fly.

  5. Slaappy 01/13/2010 13:08

    Cute face, great tits, fantastic ass, tard tattoo! Congrats your now in porn!

  6. Zombie 01/13/2010 13:09

    I just got a horrible mental image of Pepper and RemSteale crossing swords while attempting to DP that chick’s ass.

  7. Sensei John Kreese 01/13/2010 13:11

    Cripes that girl’s hot.

    I’d drink her bathwater.

  8. RemSteale 01/13/2010 13:11

    Rem doesnt share girls. Eeewwww

  9. SCUM 01/13/2010 13:15

    She is 19, 5′2″, 120lbs, 36-25-35 and wont do nude work. BITCH.

  10. Sensei John Kreese 01/13/2010 13:16

    Scum,

    In time they all do nude work. Patience my friend.

  11. pepper 01/13/2010 13:17

    “I see my Schwartz is bigger then your!”

  12. Tom Foolery 01/13/2010 13:17

    Fuck, Z thanks for that image. And nice tattoo roach, Koi fish in water with a little Japanese flavor……really original. Hot and slutty points for sure but can’t win’em all

  13. RemSteale 01/13/2010 13:23

    In your dreams Pepper

  14. D. Znuts 01/13/2010 13:25

    TITS!

  15. DB's Treasure 01/13/2010 13:30

    “Leno is furious with the way NBC has treated him and Conan O’Brien and is considering walking away from the entire mess with his head held high.”

    With the poundage he’s carrying in his chin, I find that Leno walking away with “his head held high” is an impossible circumstance.

  16. Sensei John Kreese 01/13/2010 13:39

    Is Leno able to chin fuck a girl?

    I mean, that’s gotta be no different than amputee stump fucking right?

  17. Observer 01/13/2010 13:42

    Leno is the funniest of them all……

    …..which is like being an A-cup cheerleader

  18. Observer 01/13/2010 13:45

    Watching nudity and porn has ruined bathing suited babes for me……

  19. oy 01/13/2010 13:45

    wowwowweewah…. ummm stupid questions - do you think she’s a DD or an F?!

  20. meatbydapound 01/13/2010 13:48

    The only person from Jay Leno’s entourage that is even less funny than him is that spear chucker Kevin Eubanks. How many effing courtesy laughs can you give in a one hour show?

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