kimmel > leno. again.

By brendon January 15, 2010 @ 1:14 PM

When Jimmy Kimmel began his show earlier this week by doing an impression of Jay Leno and insulting him for 5 minutes, seemingly in defense of Conan O’Brien, Leno knew what he had to do: he had to have Kimmel on his show. And so that’s what he did. Oh and it went just great.

Question 5
LENO: Whats the best prank youve ever pulled?
JIMMY: …I think the best prank I ever pulled was, I told a guy, 5 years from now, I’m gonna give you my show, and then when the 5 years came I gave it to him and then I took it back almost instantly. It was hilarious. I think he works at Fox or something now.

Question 6
LENO: Have you ever ordered anything off the TV?
JIMMY: You mean like NBC ordered your show off the TV?

It actually gets worse after that. NBC and Leno really have their fingers on the pulse of America. That studio must have labels and stickers on everything so these doofusses don’t end up eating a hat, or finding a beaker with hissing blue liquid in it and stirring it with their dicks.

(17) Comments

  1. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/15/2010 13:15

    so you dropped Tiger-gate and picked up Conan/Leno-gate. I guess we have weeks of these two to get used to.

  2. avatar
    RemSteale 01/15/2010 13:19

    This is what passes for bad behaviour amongst celebs these days.

    Jon Belushi, we miss you

  3. avatar
    iwontrememberthis 01/15/2010 13:20

    I would like to make a suggestion that all Conan posts be accompanied by pictures of hot redheads. That just makes sense.

  4. avatar
    whatizdat 01/15/2010 13:22

    So we are back to beating a dead horse again, are we?

  5. avatar
    iwontrememberthis 01/15/2010 13:27

    I’m helping! I’m helping!

    (Hopefully someone watched Sealab 2021.)

  6. avatar
    Tito's Anal Adventures 01/15/2010 13:28

    Please, for the sake of all that is good and fuckable, please, Writer-Dude, get a fucking hobby.
    Or a girlfriend.
    Or both.

  7. avatar
    loganwest 01/15/2010 13:34

    Conan should run over Jay with his car.

  8. avatar
    LittleSpaceMonkey 01/15/2010 13:43

    I love these articles. I love the variety, instead of just boobs ALL the time. Great job. Don’t stop.

  9. avatar
    LittleSpaceMonkey 01/15/2010 13:45

    Not that I have a problem with boobs, but if you HAVE to get your boob fix here, there must be something wrong with you. Go get some porn. Help yourself. :D

  10. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 01/15/2010 13:51

    gagged Ashley Greene > Jay Leno

  11. avatar
    The Fried Man 01/15/2010 14:09

    I am boycotting the Tonight Show without Conan O’Brien. Oh wait, I never watched it to begin with…

  12. avatar
    Observer 01/15/2010 14:23

    Jay Leno deserves the Tonight Show……

  13. avatar
    Gildorg 01/15/2010 18:59

    I get the feeling that they are not really friends…

    I remember that monkey skit… It was on the Man Show…

    Sealab 2021… – Quit being a Bitch and Pill Me Up!!!

  14. avatar
    JollyJumJuck 01/15/2010 19:23

    Can we PLEASE get a fucking video that doesn’t do the blue circle sit-and-spin for 5 minutes, and then “loses connection” less than halfway through? I’m going to have to download this entire show off the newsgroups now because the video server is an absolute piece of shit.

  15. avatar
    Habitual Line Stepper 01/17/2010 18:11

    One word … Super Awesome.

  16. avatar
    kimmel > leno. again. – What Would Tyler Durden Do » 02/25/2010 18:56

    [...] Posted by Spooty at 1:24 pm [...]

  17. avatar
    Waldo 03/18/2010 15:39

    Conan got a shitload of money to walk so lets quit feeling sorry for him OKAY! He will return soon enough so just keep watching your Saturday morning cartoons where he belongs.

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