‘Dancing With The Stars’ um, dancing … uh star Karina Smirnoff was on the Turks and Caicos islands this weekend with her boyfriend, Brad Penny, who is a pitcher for the St Louis Cardinals. That must be why he brought his ball and glove, and made her throw some on the beach in her bikini. Smooth bro. Smooth. Girls love that kind of thing, especially on vacation. You should take this time to show her how to throw a breaking ball, and don’t be shy about criticizing her if she’s not doing it right. She’ll appreciate your honesty. If she can’t get the hang of it, try asking if she’s stupid, maybe that was the problem.
(source = pacific coast news)
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she aight… no Donetella Versace though…
No one can be like Donetella…..
Why the fuck are there two pics of the dude?
She looks much better on the show, when she’s wearing less and they make her look less like a man.
I usually take my balls and a glove when I go to the beach, just not the baseball-related kind.
Z hits up the Jersey Shore!
Just in case you missed it this morning, here is Donettela with two baseballs..
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http://tinyurl.com/yddy76o
She looks like she has eaten out a pussy or two . . . Maybe it’s the gold bikini.
Z, do you own any Ed Hardy t-shirts?
I’d eat this bitch’s chili ring out in a heart beat.
Watt, I prefer you call me by my beach name Zomby D.
I went to a pub Saturday night for some food and pints. I get there just in time to see this guy fall off his bar stool and smash his face into the floor like he was trying to see what was going on in the basement. He didn’t even attempt to break his fall, he just bailed like a hard-on when Lady Gaga walks in the room.
He was out cold for about 2 minutes. His head was split wide open. When the ambulance got there to take him to the hospital he started trying to fight them so they called the cops. Instead of going to the hospital on a stretcher with a blanket he went hogtied in the back of a cruiser!
Bend over and take it like a woman!
My Jersey Shore name is The Predicament.
DB’s shore name is The Shituation.
I’m diggin this picture of her (sfw)
http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/01/karina-smirnoff-is-having-fun/37085pcn_karinastriped-3/
…I bet that crack n’ hole smell delightful after baking for 4 hours in the sun.
Pepper’s shore name is,
“Can Ya Field Me, Son!?!?”
cute shoes…
Brad Penny? yeah…looks good on the beach…WASHED UP