'Dancing With The Stars' um, dancing ... uh star Karina Smirnoff was on the Turks and Caicos islands this weekend with her boyfriend, Brad Penny, who is a pitcher for the St Louis Cardinals. That must be why he brought his ball and glove, and made her throw some on the beach in her bikini. Smooth bro. Smooth. Girls love that kind of thing, especially on vacation. You should take this time to show her how to throw a breaking ball, and don't be shy about criticizing her if she's not doing it right. She'll appreciate your honesty. If she can't get the hang of it, try asking if she's stupid, maybe that was the problem.
(source = pacific coast news)