01.19.2010 mariah carey is defending her dress

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Mariah Carey was one of the few women who looked even remotely attractive at Sunday nights Golden Globe awards, so she’s understandably perplexed by people criticizing her dress as too provocative.

“I dressed very conservatively. My dress was long and my shoulders were covered. I don’t know what all the fuss is about.”

Mariah is right, and if I had been there I would have shared her defiance. “This is ridiculous. She looks lovely and has absolutely nothing to apologize for,” I would have said while pretending not to stare at her tits.


(124) Comments

  1. Zombie 01/19/2010 18:10

    “Coalburner”, the new fragrance by Mimi.

  2. oy 01/19/2010 18:12

    fat cow!

  3. oy 01/19/2010 18:13

    “not on a diet and i’ll turn up just like monique before you know it” - another name for a feminine product that i’d like to throw in

  4. Zombie 01/19/2010 18:17

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wZb9znkboc&feature=player_embedded

    Okay I’m gone. Keep the place flowing smooth overnight DDM, I know you’ll be here.

  5. meatbydapound 01/19/2010 18:18

    Good news. Long Beach has started to flood. Hopefully the welfare office will become submerged and Kuh-lee-fornia will be out of debt for good.

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/19/2010 18:19

    Night Z. dream of my cock while you sleep tonight.

  7. Rusty Sanchez 01/19/2010 18:20

    The only wings that are going to get this “Butterfly” off the ground belong to a DC -10.

  8. pepper 01/19/2010 18:21

    Honor the bet…………..bong!!!

  9. Rokan 01/19/2010 18:22

    How dumb is this cunt?

    She doesn’t know when her tits are hanging out?

  10. Observer 01/19/2010 18:23

    I never pretend not to look when some chick has her tits blatantly on display……..

    ….wouldn’t that be insulting?

    In the summer I go for walks through the streets of Boston at lunch and stare at chicks with their tits on display.

    I love being “caught” and when their cute little faces redden up as I refuse to turn my eyes aside…..

  11. pepper 01/19/2010 18:23

    eeewwwwww…that face….must be a distant relative..us monkeys keep it in the family…

  12. Rusty Sanchez 01/19/2010 18:24

    Of course she knows Rokan. That rule #1 in the attention whore’s handbook.

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/19/2010 18:24

    why is this cunt still relevant? why is she considered a star still? She’s married to the biggest never was in hollywood. How does he look at himself in the mirror every morning? Her music sucks. I never liked it but at least she used to sell records and had hit singles. She doesn’t do shit now.

  14. Observer 01/19/2010 18:27

    Why……

    …well she has very big tits and she is showing them……

    …I can’t think of anything with much more relevance……

  15. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/19/2010 18:27

    Rokan, i think your tits go numb when you get oversized bolt on rubber tits like hers. She wouldn’t be able to feel a rat gnawing her pepperoni nipple off let alone the chill from a gust of wind on a bare tit.

  16. Rokan 01/19/2010 18:28

    Relevancy is not a requirement for Brend8n to post you.

    She does have nice tits, though, so let’s look on the bright side.

  17. DB's Treasure 01/19/2010 18:31

    I’d “defend” all over that dress and tits.

  18. Observer 01/19/2010 18:32

    If I was in the crowd….I would simply stare rudely at her tits while swooning and crying “I’m your biggest fan”……

    …Security would not know what to do….

  19. Rokan 01/19/2010 18:32

    Obs,

    Quit copying me. Ohm asked us to try to be funnier.

    Do you want him to leave again, or do you want him to hang out and insult us?

    Use your head, man!

  20. SuperB 01/19/2010 18:37

    If nips are covered its all red team go go go

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