MEGAN FOX - is not engaged to Brian Austin Greene, despite weekend rumors that she was. It was all a misunderstanding. A little torture and he changed his tune just like that. (wonderwall)
AVATAR - made another 41 million this weekend, rose to third all time in US box office history (’Titanic’ made 600M, ‘Dark Knight’ 533) and is now an absolute certainty to become the highest grossing movie ever. Another absolute certainty: I look amazing in sung fit jeans. (box office mojo)
CONAN O BRIEN - is expected to make between 30 and 40 million in his settlement with NBC. Keep in mind that NBC fired him because they might lose around 25 million in advertising compared to last year. When asked for a comment, the other networks just laughed hysterically. (variety)
MISCHA BARTON - was at work today in New York playing a prostitute on ‘Law and Order: SVU’. You can tell she’s in character here because this is way better than she normally dresses. (splash news online)
NPD, just post lenno nudes and conan nudes and confess your homosexual obsession with these two men and get it over with already. You never posted on them before there was a contract dispute, why now?
Mischa’s tits are looking pretty healthy there i do have to add.
She still looks like she has AIDS, and I don’t mean “helpers” either.
When the hell did Mischa get tits???
Now that Mischa has tittays they need to be decorated with some man-glaze…
Are those size 3 or 32?
You never posted on them before there was a contract dispute, why now?
Because it’s celebrity gossip, brainiac. That’s his fucking job.
Rokan…where was this taken?
Was this before the operation?
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http://tinyurl.com/yemkrqx
Z, kindly step 4 paces to the left or right, and get off my penis please. Go back to playing your Ibanez.
Because before there was a contract dispute, there was nothing newsworthy about two late night hosts.
This is a news site. A celebrity news site. Seems perfectly relevant to me. Just like there weren’t any stories on Tiger before he started creampie’ing every whore in sight.
Don’t get me wrong, I am fan for the T & A posts, but I can always go to one of a million porn sites if I wanna see something more than a nipple slip.
This site was created to make fun of celebrities. Why? Because fuck them, that’s why. Remember? ;)
DB, I think we are witnessing another one of the push-up bra’s countless miracles. I doubt this broad got bolt-ons.
Wait Dirt, while you’re at it, don’t you want to insult Ibanez? It’s only one of the best brand of guitars used for playing metal, next to a Jackson (which I also own). I’ve also got a Gibson SG I use for less-heavy tones. Why don’t you tell me how much Gibson sucks?
Thundercunt, yeah i remember, I dont think NPD does. He’s simply parroting all the gossip mags and posting updates speculating about what nbc is gonna do. He’s not making fun of them, and it’s less interesting then Tiger and his pack of pussy, or dead MJ and the world simply forgetting he was a drug addicted kid molester.
Hahahahaha
http://www.break.com/index/gingers-do-have-souls.html
Ibanez is Jap bullshit. Gibson is good. Enjoy stroking your floyd rose.
I don’t mean to get in the middle of things here, but, what is the use for making fun of someone for which gutar they use? If they jam hardcore then what’s the difference? Zombie gets shit for driving a Boxter. If he enjoys it, then more power to him. Now his guitar??? That’d be like making fun of me for which kinda lube I yank my crank with….if it gets the job done, so be it!
While you’re beating the Ibanez dead horse to death like you did with the mustache and Boxster, might as well tell me again about the south’s 100% population of rednecks. Some shit never gets old I tell ya.
Damn, DB you beat me to hit! Bravo sir.
Db, are you a musician? you would understand if you were. I’m just busting his balls cause he’s an instigator, and deep down inside, he loves this shit. He will make fun of anything he can, so why shouldn’t I? especially avi’s where he’s glorifying his “rocker” persona.
Don’t get confused, I am not taking sides. Just seems like a senseless argument, is all.
I played the piano for 5 years, but AWHHHIIIIIILE ago. I played on a Yamaha. I don’t know much about musical instruments, but what I do know is if the sound that comes from it is good then rock on, ya know?