01.19.2010 oh, the excitement

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Whitney Port of the MTV shows “The Hills” and “The City” begged for attention yesterday in Miami, and she’s lucky it’s January or else she never would have made the cut. The only reason she won the bikini contest is because no one else entered. All these MTV girls are so plain and boring that after just a few seconds you forget you’re even looking at a girl, so this won’t be great but it’s better than nothing. That’s the same mentality people use when they have sex with animals by the way. I’m not positive WTF that means but I’m pretty sure it’s a brilliant analogy to Whitney Port bikini pictures.

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(117) Comments

  1. Zombie 01/19/2010 11:50

    Fist up her ass!

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/19/2010 11:51

    Better then Conan.

  3. Zombie 01/19/2010 11:54

    Dirt I wasn’t “jumping on your dick” homo. I was simply stating the facts to Ohmwrecker. This place was a helluva lot better before Rokan came along with his wookie bullshit, and you with your 80 comments-per-thread whining about the writer. NPD! NPD!

  4. RedRage 01/19/2010 11:55

    Hey bitch. Fuck you. Take your two bikini top wearing ass and toss it into the nearest arc furnace.

  5. RemSteale 01/19/2010 11:55

    Better than Conan, and contests for concert tickets. But its true, this place has lost a lot of its bite/edge over the past year

  6. jesus is a raisin 01/19/2010 11:57

    i’d fuck that raw. what is this site gay now?

  7. Watt 01/19/2010 11:58

    conan was hilarious last night. He said he can’t say anything bad About NBC so he sung “morons morons”

    Leno is bitching now its NBC who won’t let him out of his contract

  8. whatizdat 01/19/2010 11:58

    RR: Woods posted this earlier. Did you see this fucking guy twitching on the ice ? Scary.

    http://watch.tsn.ca/nhl/clip255481#clip256713

  9. DB's Treasure 01/19/2010 12:00

    I’d take a stab at this dame with my pudd.

  10. thar she blows 01/19/2010 12:00

    what does NPD mean???

  11. ohmwrecker 01/19/2010 12:00

    She looks like someone put Meryl Streep’s head on a young girl’s semi-decent body.

    Better than Conan? Yes. Kind of.

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/19/2010 12:01

    Z, read through the comments, im not the only one using NPD. Would you like some coffee? some of that nice French Vanilla roast dark kona blend you like? What’s the matter? why so cranky pal?

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/19/2010 12:04

    You hear that Rokan? we killed this site. Ignore the fact that the site has had a complete overhaul by management, the marketing and advertising teams have completely changed their target demographic, and the obvious addition of new writers to the site, coupled with a steep decline in nudity and humor mixed with snarky posts degrading celebrities. Ignore all that, cause we’ve ruined this place.

  14. Boba Fett 01/19/2010 12:04

    Forget the asian soccer players, I want to see the entire Brazilian soccer team collection again.

  15. dirtysanchez 01/19/2010 12:05

    i’ve never really watched this show (or that whole chain of shows), but when Whitney worked with Lauren C, she seemed cool. Then it was kinda like “meh” hwen she moved to NYC and had her own load of drama and bs.

    Imo, Lauren and Audrina > *

    but i still won’t watch that shit 8-) lulz

  16. Zombie 01/19/2010 12:05

    Once again Dirt, just stating the facts. The topic of how this site has deteriorated arose and I’m providing my feedback. I don’t think you and Rokan ruined this place alone, but both of you certainly stick way out in my mind. Ya’ll just don’t fit in.

  17. Rokan 01/19/2010 12:06

    DDM,

    If you haven’t noticed, I stopped responding to the douche-nozzle a long time ago. Feels good. You should try it.

    On another note, I see worm residue in pic #1

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/19/2010 12:07

    Z, I care about your opinion about as much as what I just flushed down the toilet. Go do some push ups and get some upper arm definition that will accentuate your tattoo and rocker guitar pose.

  19. RedRage 01/19/2010 12:09

    What, I did see that. That’s just about as hard as I crush bitches I pick up from grade school. Patrice Cormier was just the captain of Team Canada. Stupid fucking move, I mean he didn’t even try to hide it. Say goodbye to your junior career. People are losing their minds lately man, no respect for each other. He’ll still be on the Devils in a year or two.

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 01/19/2010 12:11

    Z, you are not stating facts. You are expressing your opinions about my comments. You do know the difference right?

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