Whitney Port of the MTV shows “The Hills” and “The City” begged for attention yesterday in Miami, and she’s lucky it’s January or else she never would have made the cut. The only reason she won the bikini contest is because no one else entered. All these MTV girls are so plain and boring that after just a few seconds you forget you’re even looking at a girl, so this won’t be great but it’s better than nothing. That’s the same mentality people use when they have sex with animals by the way. I’m not positive WTF that means but I’m pretty sure it’s a brilliant analogy to Whitney Port bikini pictures.
(source = inf daily)