01.21.2010 thursday afternoon headlines

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MISCHA BARTON - Is being sued because she can’t pay the monthly $7000 rent on her New York apartment. George Clooney is just givin away new buildings, maybe she can get one of those. (huff post)

JAY LENO - will officially return as Tonight Show host on March 1. NBC says, “The program will continue to showcase many of the features that made Leno America’s late-night leader.” Wow. They really know how to hype someone up. I think I’ll watch it on my 13-inch black and white TV. Change is scary. NBC and I see no reason to rock the boat by trying anything new. (new york times)

HAYDEN PANETIERRE - dyed her hair red, making her 100 percent hotter, because girls with red hair are fuckin hot. Also her shirt says, “Fuck Cancer”. Oooo, whaaat?!? Oh No She Di-ent!!! Cancer is so owned! (inf daily)


(62) Comments

  1. pepper 01/21/2010 20:24

    Why does she want to FUCK A DANCER?

  2. Lizzy 01/21/2010 20:30

    She looks so much better as a blond

  3. ohmwrecker 01/21/2010 21:03

    Did she get dressed in the dark at a gay midget golfer’s house?

  4. omelette 01/21/2010 21:58

    uh, why is my name “omelette” anyways, gross she looks like a 15 year old retarded goblin monster! NOT HOT AT ALL!!

  5. Mony Vibescu 01/21/2010 22:37

    I don’t understand this image.

  6. The Irreverent Tony Stark 01/22/2010 00:07

    Is that Chucky?

  7. Naddz Dangle 01/22/2010 00:39

    Fugly.

  8. dirtysanchez 01/22/2010 01:35

    FUCK
    HAYDEN

    i mean, if she were hot i’d get why she gets all this attention. she should just go to japan and keep surfing while trying to save the dolphins out there lulz

  9. Woodsman 01/22/2010 03:25

    She really looks bad.

  10. RemSteale 01/22/2010 05:09

    I agree, that’s Chucky

  11. Tito's Anal Adventures 01/22/2010 05:37

    I found a way for world peace.

  12. RemSteale 01/22/2010 05:49

    Who do you have to kill?

  13. Tito's Anal Adventures 01/22/2010 06:47

    Rem, re: Killing

    Only those fucked-up Prozac abusers and septic tank cleaners.

    After they’re gone the whole world is going to dance in the streets, singing “Let the sunshine in - let the sunshine in”, but to the melody of “Highway to hell”.

    After that there will be a whole lot of love-making - and I chose this carefully because the only ones fucked are those who will bei sacrificed to the sun-god Umgabunga-Bloolungaah (virgins and right-wing, political nutheads - oooh, what joy!!)

    And after that, space-time will never be the same.

  14. Baphomet 01/22/2010 08:58

    wow, I guess it’s just me. I think she looks good.

  15. RemSteale 01/22/2010 09:04

    No, definitely better as a blonde

  16. Demon Spawn 01/22/2010 09:12

    She looks like a trans-gender hillbilly.

    And why would you want to fuck cancer? Do I look like I want to go balls deep into cancer’s vagina? Then I’d get cancer on my dick. That’s not gangster. That’s very not gangster!

  17. chubby chaser 01/22/2010 09:49

    I would fucker until all my fat burned off.

  18. Suicide_Blonde 01/22/2010 09:55

    My thoughts exactly, Demon. I don’t care for her one way or the other, but this isn’t a good look. All she needs is a flannel cut-off shirt and she’s gunning for Bull Dyke of the Month centerfold.

  19. RemSteale 01/22/2010 10:10

    Maybe thats the idea, new target audience??

  20. conundrum 01/22/2010 10:23

    Her face has cancer.
    She wants to be fucked in the face.

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